Yeah. I came downstairs and there's a VIDEO playing, not just the homepage from a popup.
I was like, "ew." and closed it, thinking maybe it WAS just a popup.
I go on facebook, update my status, etc.
5 minutes later my mom comes in and goes, "*GASP* What are you looking at on your computer!" and walks over to my side and was like, "I heard porn playing before I came over here. You're not really gay! You're just doing it for attention! What will the church think when they hear my supposedly gay son was caught watching straight porn... I'll have to send you to counseling since you obviously want attention so badly you'd act gay..."
Seriously? She set me up... poorly, too. But either way, that bitch will what happens if she DARES lie and tell anyone I was watching straight porn OR try to send me to "counseling". It was... offensive to see O_o But I will tell everyone in her beloved church she's having an affair and beats me if she dares.
Fucking bitch.
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- 24 Jun. 2010 03:50pm #1
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So I woke up, went downstairs, and there's STRAIGHT porn PLAYING on my laptop...
- 24 Jun. 2010 04:27pm #2
- 24 Jun. 2010 04:39pm #3
Lol way to go frostie... Mean parents are mean
you were framed D:Shh, I'm watching My little pony.
- 24 Jun. 2010 04:54pm #4
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That's when you smack her around a bit and say "BITCH! YOU ARE A WOMAN! STFU AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!" If that fails then you just laugh in her face whenever she is serious.
I listen for the whisper of your sweet insanity.
While I formulate denial of your effect on me.
- 24 Jun. 2010 05:50pm #5
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- 24 Jun. 2010 07:30pm #6
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Tell her it's because she had 3 abortions before you that god "cursed" her with a gay son, and no amount of hoping is going to change that.
Reminds her she is a woman and must bow down to men.
Then kick her in the cunt.
All hail kitty pig.
- 24 Jun. 2010 08:03pm #8
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- 24 Jun. 2010 08:05pm #9
- 24 Jun. 2010 08:18pm #10
lmfao i love that post ^
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- 24 Jun. 2010 09:17pm #11
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- 24 Jun. 2010 09:25pm #12
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Bad memories or good memories?
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I said bad dammit!
I listen for the whisper of your sweet insanity.
While I formulate denial of your effect on me.
- 24 Jun. 2010 10:01pm #14
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But maybe you meant good...
- 24 Jun. 2010 10:03pm #15
Overly christian parents in denial are... yeah.
- 24 Jun. 2010 10:22pm #16
My dad tries to plant playboys in my room.
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lol, attention whore-gays...
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- 26 Jun. 2010 08:07am #20
rape your mom and cry while you do it so she knows you're gay
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- 26 Jun. 2010 03:25pm #23
I don't even like you, and that pisses me off.
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