So I woke up, went downstairs, and there's STRAIGHT porn PLAYING on my laptop...

[Frostbite]

Yeah. I came downstairs and there's a VIDEO playing, not just the homepage from a popup.
I was like, "ew." and closed it, thinking maybe it WAS just a popup.
I go on facebook, update my status, etc.
5 minutes later my mom comes in and goes, "*GASP* What are you looking at on your computer!" and walks over to my side and was like, "I heard porn playing before I came over here. You're not really gay! You're just doing it for attention! What will the church think when they hear my supposedly gay son was caught watching straight porn... I'll have to send you to counseling since you obviously want attention so badly you'd act gay..."

Seriously? She set me up... poorly, too. But either way, that bitch will what happens if she DARES lie and tell anyone I was watching straight porn OR try to send me to "counseling". It was... offensive to see O_o But I will tell everyone in her beloved church she's having an affair and beats me if she dares.

Fucking bitch.

[BennScott]

Haha, Im straight, but it seems pretty fugged up and funny from where Im sittin.

[Bman]

Lol way to go frostie... Mean parents are mean

you were framed D:

[La Vie Cruelle]

That's when you smack her around a bit and say "BITCH! YOU ARE A WOMAN! STFU AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!" If that fails then you just laugh in her face whenever she is serious.

[TEMPTii]

That's when you smack her around a bit and say "BITCH! YOU ARE A WOMAN! STFU AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!" If that fails then you just laugh in her face whenever she is serious.

This^ .

[Shinu]

That's when you smack her around a bit and say "BITCH! YOU ARE A WOMAN! STFU AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!" If that fails then you just laugh in her face whenever she is serious.

i love this idea

[CL0V3R]

Tell her it's because she had 3 abortions before you that god "cursed" her with a gay son, and no amount of hoping is going to change that.
Reminds her she is a woman and must bow down to men.
Then kick her in the cunt.

[TEMPTii]

Tell her it's because she had 3 abortions before you that god "cursed" her with a gay son, and no amount of hoping is going to change that.
Reminds her she is a woman and must bow down to men.
Then kick her in the cunt.

fruit .

[Bman]

Tell her it's because she had 3 abortions before you that god "cursed" her with a gay son, and no amount of hoping is going to change that.
Reminds her she is a woman and must bow down to men.
Then kick her in the cunt.

Give her a good ol' cunt punt.

[Shinu]

lmfao i love that post ^

[La Vie Cruelle]

Give her a good ol' cunt punt.

That picture makes me twitch to some baaad memories.

[Drakonid]

Bad memories or good memories?

[La Vie Cruelle]

I said bad dammit!

[Drakonid]

But maybe you meant good...

[Beyoncé]

My dad tries to plant playboys in my room.

[Drakonid]

lol, attention whore-gays...

[RavenBlast]

My dad tries to plant playboys in my room.

You can always just say that cheesy and hilarious line "Im holding it for a friend!" haha thats funny.

or you can always say "such great gossip its like an E! magazine but with XXX pictures!" lol

[Beyoncé]

You can always just say that cheesy and hilarious line "Im holding it for a friend!" haha thats funny.

or you can always say "such great gossip its like an E! magazine but with XXX pictures!" lol

No thanks, the articles are just as fucking stupid as the woman's poses

[Coak]

rape your mom and cry while you do it so she knows you're gay

[Snow-kun]

Give her a good ol' cunt punt.

THIS .
lol

[TEMPTii]

Give her a good ol' cunt punt.

This woman has proportionally large thighs.

[Chris]

No thanks, the articles are just as fucking stupid as the woman's poses

Articles?

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