So I woke up, went downstairs, and there's STRAIGHT porn PLAYING on my laptop...
Yeah. I came downstairs and there's a VIDEO playing, not just the homepage from a popup.
I was like, "ew." and closed it, thinking maybe it WAS just a popup.
I go on facebook, update my status, etc.
5 minutes later my mom comes in and goes, "*GASP* What are you looking at on your computer!" and walks over to my side and was like, "I heard porn playing before I came over here. You're not really gay! You're just doing it for attention! What will the church think when they hear my supposedly gay son was caught watching straight porn... I'll have to send you to counseling since you obviously want attention so badly you'd act gay..."
Seriously? She set me up... poorly, too. But either way, that bitch will what happens if she DARES lie and tell anyone I was watching straight porn OR try to send me to "counseling". It was... offensive to see O_o But I will tell everyone in her beloved church she's having an affair and beats me if she dares.
Fucking bitch.
