Let's roleplay guys.

[Coak]

I wanna be a pirate named Jack Mehoff.
I need a crew, who wants to be my cabin boy named Hugh G. Rekshun?

[Kain]

Ooooh, me, me!

[Coak]

Okay and who is our always drunk, alcoholic pirate?
His name is Eima Wanker.

[Kain]

Torian, of course.

[Coak]

Oh and don't forget, we need a gay pirate that wears tights that show his penis, Ben Dover.

[Kain]

that's obviously Gamechief.

[Coak]

Okay, but we need a good guy, who will always try to stop us pirates, we'll name him Richard Stroker.

[Torian]

Torian of course.

[Kain]

Torian of course.

You're Eima Wanker, silly.

Richard Stroker will be... Smithno.

[Coak]

LETS START SAILING THEN PIRATES.
It was a cold and stormy night. We're upon the SS Pedro File, sailing on the Atlantic Ocean. Suddenly we hear a cannon fire.
FUCK. It's our rivals, the SS Cox Liquor. Its captain, Mike Hawk is pointing towards us and is telling his men to shoot at us.
WATDO

[zackry]

Im gonna be jack sparrow

[Coak]

FUCK OFF, WE DON'T NEED ANY FAKE PIRATES.
You can be our doctor, Hugh Jass.

[Beyoncé]

Can I be the wench that you all take advantage of?

[Coak]

No, but you can be our maid, Ima Hore.

[noblemin]

I wanna be a parrot!

[Elliot]

I wanna be the navigator! I already have my sextant ready.

[Snow-kun]

Im the parrot
D;
I was parrot on the last crew

[noblemin]

Im the parrot
D;
I was parrot on the last crew

Ok fine. I will be one of the complaining ship care takers

[Snow-kun]

Snowy wants some crackers nao!

[C0FFINCASE]

[Smithno13]

WHOA WAIT
How the hell did I get dragged into this?