I wanna be a pirate named Jack Mehoff.
I need a crew, who wants to be my cabin boy named Hugh G. Rekshun?
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I wanna be a pirate named Jack Mehoff.
I need a crew, who wants to be my cabin boy named Hugh G. Rekshun?
Ooooh, me, me!
Okay and who is our always drunk, alcoholic pirate?
His name is Eima Wanker.
Torian, of course.
Oh and don't forget, we need a gay pirate that wears tights that show his penis, Ben Dover.
that's obviously Gamechief.
Okay, but we need a good guy, who will always try to stop us pirates, we'll name him Richard Stroker.
Torian of course.
You're Eima Wanker, silly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Torian
Richard Stroker will be... Smithno.
LETS START SAILING THEN PIRATES.
It was a cold and stormy night. We're upon the SS Pedro File, sailing on the Atlantic Ocean. Suddenly we hear a cannon fire.
FUCK. It's our rivals, the SS Cox Liquor. Its captain, Mike Hawk is pointing towards us and is telling his men to shoot at us.
WATDO
Im gonna be jack sparrow
FUCK OFF, WE DON'T NEED ANY FAKE PIRATES.
You can be our doctor, Hugh Jass.
Can I be the wench that you all take advantage of?
No, but you can be our maid, Ima Hore.
I wanna be a parrot!
I wanna be the navigator! I already have my sextant ready.
Im the parrot
D;
I was parrot on the last crew
Oh shit. Off the starboard bow. It's the SS Vaj Inaz! With their captain Ku Uhnt, the asian pirate lord!
~Fluxo
Ok fine. I will be one of the complaining ship care takersQuote:
Originally Posted by Snow-kun
Snowy wants some crackers nao!
WHOA WAIT
How the hell did I get dragged into this?