But then I got fired when my mom logged on.
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- 04 Mar. 2010 04:51am #1
I used to work nights at Hawt Cawk . com
- 04 Mar. 2010 04:53am #2
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Good to know.
- 04 Mar. 2010 05:05am #3
My dad's a bum. I asked my girlfriend if she loved me, and she just said, "Umm..."
- 04 Mar. 2010 05:06am #4
And you had wild sex right?
- 04 Mar. 2010 05:17am #5
I sodomized your father in a federal penitentiary; and on the day I got out, I went to your mother's house and slept on the couch.
- 04 Mar. 2010 05:21am #6
- 04 Mar. 2010 05:44am #7
I'm a street walker selling cock for rock at the flea market trying to hock my watch.
- 04 Mar. 2010 03:26pm #8
mickey avalon. ftw!
" me and Heidi first met on Vine and Sunset, she was pourin' sweat Out the corvette, she looked at me and Cringed said 'Hey you over there', if You've got the syringe follow me and Ill Share, we went, back to my room and Used my harpoon, noddin' off on the Couch watchin' cartoons"