I used to work nights at Hawt Cawk . com

But then I got fired when my mom logged on.

Good to know.

My dad's a bum. I asked my girlfriend if she loved me, and she just said, "Umm..."

And you had wild sex right?

I sodomized your father in a federal penitentiary; and on the day I got out, I went to your mother's house and slept on the couch.

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Originally Posted by GAMEchief

I sodomized your father in a federal penitentiary; and on the day I got out, I went to your mother's house and slept on the couch.

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Oh, you be rolling the guys eh?

I'm a street walker selling cock for rock at the flea market trying to hock my watch.

mickey avalon. ftw!
" me and Heidi first met on Vine and Sunset, she was pourin' sweat Out the corvette, she looked at me and Cringed said 'Hey you over there', if You've got the syringe follow me and Ill Share, we went, back to my room and Used my harpoon, noddin' off on the Couch watchin' cartoons"