What If?

What if you knew the world was going to end in 2012? What would you want to do with your life, How would you want to live it?

get laid before i die.

gangsta omlett wrote:

get laid before i die.

I would be partying all day N night. Nuff said!

gangsta omlett wrote:

get laid before i die.

It's more like ehh after.

Travel. Fuck a famous chick or a Victoria's Secrect model.
Party. Party. Help someone. Make them popular. Get them laid with a hot chick.
And everything else I don't feel like typing ATM.

Google wrote:

Travel. Fuck a famous chick or a Victoria's Secrect model.
Party. Party. Help someone. Make them popular. Get them laid with a hot chick.
And everything else I don't feel like typing ATM.

I thought your where a female?

Pick up gunnery sergeant. Become a Series Gunny. Fuck bitches up.

Lol@Google being a female.

We could all day at any point any day, which is why I would change nothing about my routine.

Continue as I am till the week before Jan. 1st and then live like a king/god/rock star.

In this order.

Rape someone.
Get away with rape.
Kill someone.
Get away with murder.
Get blazed crazy.
Do acid and trip balls.
Get married
get divorced
have a baby

then see all my family at once and have a big ass party.
Then die happy.

Martin wrote:

In this order.

Rape someone.
Get away with rape.
Kill someone.
Get away with murder.
Get blazed crazy.
Do acid and trip balls.
Get married
get divorced
have a baby

then see all my family at once and have a big ass party.
Then die happy.

Killing someone dose sound fun, Lol.

I'd get everything ready for THIS:


I'll get a nice sports car and fill it up with nitro. Then I'll rent a hooker and get her inside with me; pants unzipped, she on my lap -all naked- with nothing but a bit of acid in her hand. I'll put on ACDC's 'Highway To Hell' and crank the volume up so loud the windows will pop just off its awesomeness. Then all doors closes, lights on and drive. She's riding me like crazy and we're both tripping balls so bad the whole road is one big rainbow full of little dwarves and naked Powerpuff Girls, jumping around on Pikachu's belly. We'll be riding faster and faster, the nitro burning up every second now, music hitting the ultimate chorus and as we're both about to come the last lines of awesomeness shout out "I'M ON A HIGHWAAYYYY TO..." *oh baby yeah* "HELL".

*crashes fullspeed into tree*


*clock hits doomsday hour*




*world ends*

rape rape and more rape

gangsta omlett wrote:

rape rape and more rape

With all these rapists around, I think you should consider getting raped yourself first...

^
Fuck you man, it's an exhilarating experience

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I would round up $100 worth of every drug, get a car that has cruise mode where it controls the gas n the steering is locked in,
gather up shit loads of weapons (obviously 'cuz there is no way I'm gonna get caught in Zombieopolis without a weapon,
gather up all the biitches that I've always wanted, go on epic drug binge lasting 2 days until either the partying is too much
for the earth to handle so Satan or some shit decides to smash a giant spacestation into us causing total shitastrophies...
Or the world just ends idk really

Guess most of us just want to fuck lol

Actually, the world isn't going to end. 2012 is actually where the Myan Calender ends, and starts over again. But since this is a "what if" scenario, I'd have to say that if the world was coming to an end I think I'd probably want to do a hostile takeover of Gaia and own the whole company. XD That would be fun.

DarkEternity wrote:

Actually, the world isn't going to end. 2012 is actually where the Myan Calender ends, and starts over again. But since this is a "what if" scenario, I'd have to say that if the world was coming to an end I think I'd probably want to do a hostile takeover of Gaia and own the whole company. XD That would be fun.

Good luck with that =P
But according 2 the bible...
It says there will be alot of destruction
as in the tsunamis terrorism etc so...
Idk
Cant say...

I'll come over to America and annoy you with my 24hrs long speech;
Until the very last minute, you'll be wishing it was over.
But there won't be an end to my words, not until finally, the clock ticks 12,
shit starts hitting the fan and all life ends.

AND EVEN THEN, I SHALL HAUNT YOU IN HEAVEN AND HELL

In others words... Nevermind.

The_Theomorphic_Librarian wrote:

I'll come over to America and annoy you with my 24hrs long speech;
Until the very last minute, you'll be wishing it was over.
But there won't be an end to my words, not until finally, the clock ticks 12,
shit starts hitting the fan and all life ends.

AND EVEN THEN, I SHALL HAUNT YOU IN HEAVEN AND HELL

In others words... Nevermind.

Wha? .

awgsun wrote:

Wha? .

Exactly!

You'll be all busy raping one another when suddenly you hear this voice above you.
It starts and never ends. It continues to speak and speak it will 'till the very end.
Yet you stand there, petrified by fear, with your dick still hard in that Gaian chick
you always wanted to fuck anyway, now left to the words of a madman. My words...
And you'll be standing there... looking up at me; with your last powers, wondering:

"Wha? ..."