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Unless you're a dickhead holding hostages I don't see this happening. "Epic" .... I'm trying to kill people.
No one said I would happily kill, epic merely descried the nature of the fight. Meant to notate that rather than a "bang! Someone is dead. Fight Over." I'd prefer to be fighting for my country than die old or in my sleep, I'd rather my death have some meaning.
Either
1. Jump off a building with my hands superglued to my head with cheese wire tied around my neck. This will cause my head to come flying off and appear like i ripped it off. +100 points if I score in a basketball net.
2. Buy 10 pounds of jolly ranchers, eat them in the wrapper, buy a bomb that goes off at a certain altitude, jump off a public school and explode like a pinata.
I would go to the zoo with a friend. He would have a video camera, I would have a pound of ground beef.
I'll jump into the lion's den, cover myself with meat, and have my friend tape me getting mauled. I'll have my remains shot into space, and my awesome death will live forever on the internet.
I would want to die by suicide after I killed an evil figure such as Hitler or something.
I'd be like. *stab*
Then the enemy army would surround me, and I'd be like, "My work is done."
Then I'd stab myself in the neck, because either way I'd die.
I would want to die by suicide after I killed an evil figure such as Hitler or something.
I'd be like. *stab*
Then the enemy army would surround me, and I'd be like, "My work is done."
Then I'd stab myself in the neck, because either way I'd die.
You wouldn't want to go down in a blaze of glory? Poor choice.
I would want to die the same way the first movie I say started; Running through a battlefield with bombs exploding everywhere surrounded by my battling brothers in arms. Moto.
I would want to die the same way the first movie I say started; Running through a battlefield with bombs exploding everywhere surrounded by my battling brothers in arms. Moto.