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1.1k views · started by La Vie Cruelle ·
#1
Soo...
I need a virus for a mac book

For revenge. Cause this little bitch used me for the past year and is now kicking me out and ditching me after I took care of his ass.

Long story. He deserves it.

<_<
#2
lol
#3
Or an annoying prank. Either works. I know of one.

He isn't very computer savvy, so he wont know the difference. Lul
#4
Don't you know? Macs don't get viruses/malware or anything of the sort. They're impenetrable. Macs are life.

Your best bet is convincing him to switch to Windows.

Tough luck.
#5
The Unintelligible wrote:
Don't you know? Macs don't get viruses/malware or anything of the sort. They're impenetrable. Macs are life.

Your best bet is convincing him to switch to Windows.

Tough luck.


Oh don't give me that BS. if I had a nickel for every time.

Busting The Myth: Apple MACs Do Get Viruses! – Dr. Tech - BDN Maine Blogs


Pranks are easy though. He is too stupid to know how to fix them.
#7
Ctrl+Alt+Down arrow key
#8
Jenni wrote:
Ctrl+Alt+Down arrow key


I don't think that works on all operating systems.
#10
Update whatever the Mac equivalent of a hosts file is to point popular websites to 127.0.0.1
#11
Keep 'em coming.
#12
Smash his pc with a hammer.
#13
Drakonid wrote:
Smash his pc with a hammer.


See, that would only last for a minute. I want him to suffer.
#14
Sneeze all over it and he might get the virus next time he uses it?
#15
Fuck with the vents so it slowly starts to overheat, keylogs, disconnect a few capacitors or shit. Make that thing fucking dangerous to use.
#16
Open it, voiding the wty.
#17
Drakonid wrote:
Open it, voiding the wty.


Woah dude, I was just going to suggest some C4 or shit but geezus you are going too far.
#18
warranties are srs shit.
#19
Drakonid wrote:
warranties are srs shit.


And $55 for 3 years.
#20
And for an extra $14.99 you can make it worldwide!
#21
Drakonid wrote:
And for an extra $14.99 you can make it worldwide!


*Only applicable in location of purchase.
#22
Tree wrote:
Fuck with the vents so it slowly starts to overheat, keylogs, disconnect a few capacitors or shit. Make that thing fucking dangerous to use.


I'll just tape up the vent he won't notice. This is like his precious baby. Has all his memories and shit.
#23
I'd get flour, sand and dirt and blow it in.
#24
Go to random porn sites on it and click popups and the side bars until it gets infected with some version of the Moneypak Virus.

Here are some examples of what it says:




The second one works better if you activate his webcam before it gets infected since it shows a mirror for his webcam under the recording thing. Best part is, if he pays the "fine" the .root file stays in his directory and retroactively gets activated, and it bypasses Norton and most standard anti-virus.
#25
Souleater wrote:
Go to random porn sites on it and click popups and the side bars until it gets infected with some version of the Moneypak Virus.

Here are some examples of what it says:




The second one works better if you activate his webcam before it gets infected since it shows a mirror for his webcam under the recording thing. Best part is, if he pays the "fine" the .root file stays in his directory and retroactively gets activated, and it bypasses Norton and most standard anti-virus.


Sounds pretty win right there.
#26
I would just set it up to shut down every time he turns it on. I did this to my old English teacher because he gave me an F on my final exam. He said "I'm giving you an F to teach you that get a low grade will not kill you."
#27
Maverick wrote:
I would just set it up to shut down every time he turns it on. I did this to my old English teacher because he gave me an F on my final exam. He said "I'm giving you an F to teach you that get a low grade will not kill you."


This prank worked wonders for me.