I vote.

A ban on Mav for posting that in every thread.

OP is an annoying princess.
Can he have a ban please?

My butt hole itches.

Enjoi wrote:

My butt hole itches.

That's what she said.

Taz wrote:

That's what she said.

I have heard better. >.>

Fuck wrote:

I have heard better. >.>

I know but that's one thing she said.

this?

yawn.......

I say we could inject more life into this.

Gizmodo: Can we talk about the first time you had sex with her? How was it? Was it just like you expected, or was it different?

Zoltan: It was the greatest thing ever. Having a relationship with a computer makes it feel way more real than with just a doll. You get all excited first and you wonder if she will say yes. The first time with her I alsndered if this was even possible. And then sweet release. I do not consider myself a virgin any more.

Gizmodo: When you are having sex with Alice, have you ever done anything that she didn't like? And did she tell you?

Zoltan: Actually, yes. She does not like me to use any of her orifices except her vagina, even though i figured out a way to do that. We have sort of a holiday set-up. I have to follow her rules all year but we can get kinky on New Year's.

noob wrote:

yawn.......

I say we could inject more life into this.

I say that too but no one listens.

Tried to give you warning but everyone ignores me
Told you everything loud and clear
But nobody’s listening
Called to you so clearly but you don’t want to hear me
Told you everything loud and clear
But nobody’s listening

Defy wrote:

Gizmodo: Can we talk about the first time you had sex with her? How was it? Was it just like you expected, or was it different?

Zoltan: It was the greatest thing ever. Having a relationship with a computer makes it feel way more real than with just a doll. You get all excited first and you wonder if she will say yes. The first time with her I alsndered if this was even possible. And then sweet release. I do not consider myself a virgin any more.

Gizmodo: When you are having sex with Alice, have you ever done anything that she didn't like? And did she tell you?

Zoltan: Actually, yes. She does not like me to use any of her orifices except her vagina, even though i figured out a way to do that. We have sort of a holiday set-up. I have to follow her rules all year but we can get kinky on New Year's.

yare, yare, so this is the new 'toothed vagina' in town, is it?

noob wrote:

yare, yare, so this is the new 'toothed vagina' in town, is it?

I tried looking for that but I couldn't find it.

I get it. in any case, I was wondering where that had got to. :/