My friends are awesome

"Today, I was hangin in a parking garage with a couple friends, then suddenly some guy shows up with some girl, and the guy and my friends pretty much uh, 'shared' her. It was hella awesome. I didn't want to leave but I was not seen as a fag so I just kinda sat there listening to music and fucked her. FML." Not really an fml. Happened today. Lawl.

Fuck wrote:

"Today, I was hangin in a parking garage with a couple friends, then suddenly some guy shows up with some girl, and the guy and my friends pretty much uh, 'shared' her. It was hella awesome. I didn't want to leave but I was not seen as a fag so I just kinda sat there listening to music and fucked her. FML." Not really an fml. Happened today. Lawl.

Yeah well, I'd rather not lose my virginity to an ugly person who is obviously a whore. That's how you get HIV home biscuit.

Enjoi wrote:

Yeah well, I'd rather not lose my virginity to an ugly person who is obviously a whore. That's how you get HIV home biscuit.

I already have all the STD's.

Lololol, my avatar is a clown.

My sex stories are better.

I smell fiction in this story

Lady Gaga wrote:

I smell fiction in this story

I just copied someones thread and made some edits.

My thread is non-fiction, yo.

Lol, my avatar is a clown.

Ethan wrote:

Lol, my avatar is a clown.

But it is a skull clown, I am so badass.