MORMONS AND JEHOVAH WITNESS FUCK THOSE FLYERS!
They always bring shit to my house.
"Join my cult, i mean, religion"
I love Mormons.
The people that show up are forced into conscription for two years. They have to do that somewhere in the world. But the real fun you can have with them comes from the fact the average Mormon has no clue what he truly believes in.
Mormonism belief clearly states god is a man from another planet who became god by appeasing his god. The worship his wife as a goddess. We are all his spirit children. Mary was our sister and to make Jesus, god came down screwed Marry and Jesus was born. Satan is Jesus's jealous brother who just f's with us.
To get into heaven you have to give money, ascend levels here on earth to learn secret hand shakes that get you into the various levels of heaven. If you're "righteous" enough you get to be god on your own planet.
The Book of Mormon is rewritten almost yearly because it is know to have originally marked out all nonwhite races as lower forms of humanity and required polygamy to get to heaven.
They don't publicize or teach that to you until you reach the proper level because it sounds, uh, crazy.
I love pissing them off by telling them that stuff.
