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Calling all smart people.

2.4k views · started by Maverick · · page 1 of 2
#1
Calling all smart people.
I will pay(LGG) for some one to do my Hamlet essay just has to be 5 paragraphs long. If interested contact me through pm and i will give you the details. Yes I am to busy(lazy) to do it.:D:D:D
#2
I thought this was going to be math or science oriented. English? Ha.
#3
ITT: this kid is a fucking dumbass
#4
1) Lawls at the smart people thing
2) How much?
#5
Coak wrote:
ITT: this kid is a fucking dumbass


Shut your dirty whore mouth.
For your information I'm very intelligent I just have much more urgent matters to attend to at this very moment, and have no time to do said English paper.

NotNeccesary wrote:
1) Lawls at the smart people thing
2) How much?


Contact me through pm and we can discuss price range.
#6
Lol Hamlet.
#7
Maverick wrote:
Shut your dirty whore mouth.
For your information I'm very intelligent I just have much more urgent matters to attend to at this very moment and have no time to do said English paper.


tl;dr you're a fucking dumbass who can't write 5 paragraphs about hamlet bawwwwwwing over his mom and his uncle doing incestuous love making.
#8
Coak wrote:
tl;dr you're a fucking dumbass who can't write 5 paragraphs about hamlet bawwwwwwing over his mom and his uncle doing incestuous love making.


I smiled at the lack of grammar in this post.
#9
Defy wrote:
I smiled at the lack of grammar in this post.


too lazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
#10
Coak wrote:
tl;dr you're a fucking dumbass who can't write 5 paragraphs about hamlet bawwwwwwing over his mom and his uncle doing incestuous love making.


Due to the fact that Claudius was not related to Gertude in any way shape, or form it was not incestuous. Plus Hamlet was mad about his uncle being a murderous asshole.
#11
Incest is pretty hot in manga.
#12
Defy wrote:
Incest is pretty hot in manga.


And hentai too.
#13
MartinLG wrote:
And hentai too.


Hentai = manga and anime.
#14
defy wrote:
incest is pretty hot in manga.

ooooooooook
#15
Defy wrote:
Hentai = manga and anime.


sadface .
#16
Coak wrote:
too lazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Your too lazy to post proper grammar but not too lazy to think up ways to flame with improper grammar? +1 flame internet -1 coolness
#17
Mind fuck.
#18
Defy wrote:
Mind fuck.


Can't jerk off to pictures and no sound.
Doesn't work that way.
#19
MartinLG wrote:
Can't jerk off to pictures and no sound.
Doesn't work that way.


It's a manga about a 10 year old girl having sex with a man who's 3x+(I believe, I can't remember his age).
#20
Defy wrote:
It's a manga about a 10 year old girl having sex with a man who's 3x+(I believe, I can't remember his age).


Still doesn't get me going.
#21
Defy wrote:
Mind fuck.


My dick is sore
#22
Maverick wrote:
Due to the fact that Claudius was not related to Gertude in any way shape, or form it was not incestuous. Plus Hamlet was mad about his uncle being a murderous asshole.


kback
this is probably why you are failing english
#23
Coak wrote:
kback
this is probably why you are failing english


I'm not failing dicklips I just don't want to do this assignment.
#24
Maverick wrote:
I'm not failing dicklips I just don't want to do this assignment.


I'd do it if you had more LG.
#25
Look at that I've made 90k from spamming forums. :o
#26
MartinLG wrote:
I'd do it if you had more LG.


I can pay with 100k Legit GG as well its on my main witch I don't hack with.
#27
Maverick wrote:
I can pay with 100k Legit GG as well its on my main witch I don't hack with.


Gaia can blow me =P
I'd rather have LG to buy tickets with to win some sexy prizes from the forum contest.
#28
MartinLG wrote:
Gaia can blow me =P
I'd rather have LG to buy tickets with to win some sexy prizes from the forum contest.

How much are you going to charge him then?
#29
Google wrote:
How much are you going to charge him then?


1,000,000 LG.
In person.
No one around.
No weapons allowed on him, but I am allowed to carry one Desert Eagle with a full clip.
Be warned any sort of danger I will shoot him point blank in the middle of the eyes.

Don't worry just walk up to my computer and transfer the moneys, and you'll be fine.
#30
LAWL and people say im dumb cause i don't do book reports
#31
Rape wrote:
LAWL and people say im dumb cause i don't do book reports


You idiot do your book reports.
#32
Hamlet, what a joke...
There's nothing difficult to understand in Hamlet, a paper relating to it shouldn't take much more than 30 minutes...
#33
Essence wrote:
Hamlet, what a joke...
There's nothing difficult to understand in Hamlet, a paper relating to it shouldn't take much more than 30 minutes...


Again with the having to add your two cent's. Heres the deal I don't care about your opinion if you don't want to do it then please don't post it's that simple. and I can already tell what half of you are going to say. "But it's the JunkYard, we can post dumb shit if we want to" and I'll say "why yes, yes you can but I said please" xD.
#34
Maverick wrote:
Again with the having to add your two cent's. Heres the deal I don't care about your opinion if you don't want to do it then please don't post it's that simple. and I can already tell what half of you are going to say. "But it's the JunkYard, we can post dumb shit if we want to" and I'll say "why yes, yes you can but I said please" xD.



I can post dumb shit if I please.


" So hamlet, what an awful name for a book, is it not? "
Shall be your opening sentence.
#35
MartinLG wrote:
I can post dumb shit if I please.


" So hamlet, what an awful name for a book, is it not? "
Shall be your opening sentence.


Although I agree that will not be my opening sentence.
I'm just wondering if Shakespeare was hungry for a ham omelet when he made this Novel.
#36
Maverick wrote:
Although I agree that will not be my opening sentence.
I'm just wondering if Shakespeare was hungry for a ham omelet when he made this Novel.


People say he didn't really make what is said to be his.
#37
Hamlet Essay

end of fucking discussion.
#39
MartinLG wrote:
People say he didn't really make what is said to be his.


I don't really care. Also does that make him this guy?
#40
Maverick wrote:
I don't really care. Also does that make him this guy?


Don't care much for what he ripped.