Ok. Funniest thing I've thought/said all day...

Huge fight at school in the locker room today... big fat guy and slightly less fat buff guy got it on. slightly less fat buff guy beat shit out of big fat guy. Big fat guy was bleeding out of mouth, cheek, and nose.
EVERYONE left the locker room except me, I wanted to finish dressing and watch.
When people came back in, the principal wanted to find out a way to clean it up (There was a VERY LARGE puddle of blood) so that the tile wouldn't stain that color.
As I was leaving, I looked at the puddle of blood, bent down, sniffed it, got back up, and said, "Damn I'm thirsty." and left.
They laughed, but they said they're slightly scared of me now. Excellent.

>.>
Thats something i'd do.

You always have been intimidating.

It's that time of the month again.

They laughed? What the hell is wrong with your school?

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My school would do the same.
My OLD school.

Boring story.

fat guys fighting and you have no video of it? For shame :[

That whole story was rather idiotic

My camera was at home D:
and to anyone with negative comments.
I'm going to eat you.

Frostbite wrote:

My camera was at home D:
and to anyone with negative comments.
I'm going to eat you.

I'm confused, is this a good or bad thing coming from you.

Daddy.Hide me.D:

Sydd(: wrote:

Daddy.Hide me.D:

I have something to say, I'm not your dad. Ethan is.

That's hawt

Ugh.
Ohgod. nooooo.

Defy wrote:

I'm confused, is this a good or bad coming from you.

A little of both.

Now they're going to see if you sparkle in the sun.

Essence wrote:

Now they're going to see if you sparkle in the sun.

Twilight sucks.
I wonder how Edward can stand being around Bella when she's on her period.

Shadow wrote:

Twilight sucks.
I wonder how Edward can stand being around Bella when she's on her period.

About that:
YouTube - TWILIGHT NEW MOON: BLOOD HUNGRY
Skip to end.

Shadow wrote:

Twilight sucks.
I wonder how Edward can stand being around Bella when she's on her period.

thats how they have sex

Just checking my signature... also, I probably would have laughed if I saw that too.

Twilight is gross.