SeaLand

Let's bomb it. And then take it over.

Free pool party

We should claim it in the name of Logical Gamers.

Lemmiwink Grinder

What did you just say?

Sealand?
I flew over that, and took a boat around it.


Gooood stuff.
I actually want some of their money.
Have you seen it? It's pretty rad.

When we take it over we are gonna put n00ds of Sydd on it

I said lemmiwinks grinder.

And for the money we should make it out of the rarest mineral on earth which will cause mass pollution causing all the civilians to flee to east india

Let's make it out of Arti's hair

But the shiny forehead will blind us

We'd hide him in the dungeon

Good idea


awesome 10

And harvest his hair and other organs

Sell them on ebay to pay for our chemically engineered dolphins

And pay off the debts from buying it in the first place

What the hell is sealand?

A little island nation thing. Look it up.

And use the excess to farm carrots with smiley faces

And sell them on eBay

Do we really need bombs? I think we could effectively take over with airsoft rifles and LG user base.

Yeah okay

Why not just use biological warfare and drive them out

There aren't that many of them anyway. We should also expand

They claim to have 600000 in their national bank.
Joke country is joke.
Lets rename it Sea World and change the seal and flag to a killer whale.

I like the sea world idea. We could get at least a million dollars for telling China we accept it's claim over Taiwan. Big countries shell out big cash for shit like that.

ʝдɮ;78614 wrote:

I like the sea world idea. We could get at least a million dollars for telling China we accept it's claim over Taiwan. Big countries shell out big cash for shit like that.

Its be a smart move to ally with them and Russia. Then we can threaten the US and take over Alaska or something. You know Obama will give us money rather than fight.

Right, Russia wants more UN votes for accepting that breakaway province from Georgia

ʝдɮ;78618 wrote:

Right, Russia wants more UN votes for accepting that breakaway province from Georgia

I was thinking more of the fact they have a shit ton of bombs we could trade for and sell to China and Iran.

China doesn't need them, and I would feel safer allying myself with the Arab Emirates rather than Iran.

ʝдɮ;78621 wrote:

China doesn't need them, and I would feel safer allying myself with the Arab Emirates rather than Iran.

Dude you got to look at the big picture. Iran will buy bombs, we lie and say Chain bought them to get Iran to buy more. We use left overs to take over Canada, US, and Mexico.
An this will work because Obama is a pushover. Canada is Candana. Mexico will be the most trouble, drug lords will put up a fight so we get ally China to just run them over.

I think we should concentrate more on the big areas or production. Russia for its cheap-ass automatic weapons, China for its everything, Columbia for its drugs, and Canada and Saudi Arabia for oil.