Ow

My pelvic bone hurts whenever I stand up or switch positions from my chair. Is this from lack of pelvic strength because I don't thrust enough because I haven't gotten laid, or is this because I've been sitting in front of the computer all day. Or are the two somehow connected... Hmm...

Or you could have too big of a pelvic bone and it grinds against your other bones badly

You used big and grind in the same sentence. Now I have a boner. <3