i had a dream that..
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This should happen 4srs.
That wasn't a dream. You just got unbanned silly.
The Unintelligible wrote:That wasn't a dream. You just got unbanned silly.
dont know if should + rep*tips fedora*
thanks 4 da rep good sir
thanks 4 da rep good sir
What was ban for?
I had a dream that someone had murdered a bunch of people outside my house, and whenever I would call the police, they kept telling me they didn't handle things like murders and to call someone else.
C0FFINCASE wrote:What was ban for?
"lol noob gtfo"
Totally a reason I would go for a ban though. rygaku could be onto something.
Also last night's dream was that I got into a fight with LeBron James. He was tired of me heckling him and decided to take off on me. I felt I put up a fair fight but I'm pretty sure I lost.
How I sorta knew it was dream, I'm holding my ground in a fight against a 6'8 250 pound man. Totally unrealistic. But who knows, this is me ofc. Has anyone seen my abs for god's sakes?
Also I regret not getting someone to film the fight so I could press charges on him. Pretty sure I woke up with a tear in my eye because of this.
TL;DR: Got into a fight with the NBA player LeBron James. Didn't film the fight so I basically just got beat up and I didn't get to sue him.
Moral of the story: don't heckle the wrong person/celebrity or they might just respond to it.
All the dream money I could have had. QQ
The Unintelligible wrote:"lol noob gtfo"
Totally a reason I would go for a ban though. rygaku could be onto something.

>TU dreams of wrestling men
The underlying homosexuality couldn't be more apparent.
The underlying homosexuality couldn't be more apparent.
rygaku wrote:i just said in my post
When UT said it happened I assumed it did and tried to check for an actual reason in the system but didn't find one so I asked. My mistake.
I had a dream once where I actually lived my whole life in an alternate universe until I was in like my 80s. I woke up and was confused as hell. I couldn't accept that it'd been a dream for like two days.
I've had it happen a couple of times. It's very confusing. What's really weird is that I have not had dreams since I was like 6 and then these past few years I started having them all the time.
*getting serious in a JY thread
> The Unintelligible gave me a bj
FTFY
FTFY
C0FFINCASE wrote:I had a dream once where I actually lived my whole life in an alternate universe until I was in like my 80s. I woke up and was confused as hell. I couldn't accept that it'd been a dream for like two days.
I can't distinguish my dreams from reality. I've just gotten used to manually reminding myself when I wake up that the past X experiences didn't really happen. As real as it felt, any time life stops and I suddenly appear in my bed, it wasn't.
GAMEchief wrote:I can't distinguish my dreams from reality. I've just gotten used to manually reminding myself when I wake up that the past X experiences didn't really happen. As real as it felt, any time life stops and I suddenly appear in my bed, it wasn't.
Likewise on the reminders. It doesn't bother me till there is overlap. It's weird to have memories of events that didn't and you didn't recall happen flood into your head with people I'm talking to and being left to sort out what's real.
>when kitsune has bug award and derrick doesn't
bugs man
bugs
bugs man
bugs