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Couldn't get jar open

951 views · started by GAMEchief ·
#1
Couldn't get jar open
Used hammer

#2
Hands are a thing of the past, for we have technology.
#3
Genius, but I see it making the biggest mess ever.
#4


chmod +x salsa.jar
#5
Kingz V wrote:


chmod +x salsa.jar


+10lgg
#6
I'd be afraid of the jar shattering.
#7
Kingz V wrote:


chmod +x salsa.jar

This makes me want to make a .jar reader and call it Hammer.
#8
Genius, but I see it making the biggest mess ever.

It didn't. Just washed the hammer off.

Stapled wrote:
I'd be afraid of the jar shattering.

I don't afraid of anything. Also that is a silly thing to fear.
#9
I feel there might have been some other steps to take before "bash with hammer". Though they would not have been as satisfying unless you went with " slice off top half of the jar with katana/light saber".
#10
I remember last year my roomates girl would bash the side of top on the counter all around, and it somehow made it easier.

I like the manly approach more. ^.^

Thanks for the LGG, I coiuldn't help but make the joke when my brain came up with salsa.jar
#11
Last time I tried opening a container (bottle) with my counter, it just chipped the counter. :(
#12
I normally just opt for running it under hot water while hoping for the metal top to expand. Hasn't failed me yet.
#13
Yeah, well, you may be good for brains, but I'm only good for hitting shit with other shit.
#14
Just don't get metal in your mouth.
Next time just popping that bastard open with a butter knife might be easier aha.
#15
Opened like a real man. Here have 5 man points.
#16
I would use my knife before a hammer.
#17
Tatara wrote:
Opened like a real man. Here have 5 man points.

I'm going to need a bigger man point wallet.
#18
GAMEchief wrote:
I'm going to need a bigger man point wallet.


Just get the Goron Pouch. You'll be fine.
#19
While I get that reference, I don't remember how the Goron pouch is acquired in order to make a witty retort. :C
#20
This alternative I used for sugar in my tea is disgusting.