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Fail Movie is Fail

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#1
Fail Movie is Fail
They're remaking Karate Kid. (Fail move number one)
They're using terrible Jackie Chan as Mr. Miyagi. Jackie Chan is a terrible actor and Mr. Miyagi is supposed to be Japanese and good at karate.( Fail move number two)
They're using Will Smith's kid as main character. You can't replace punk Iconic Italian kid . Doesn't work.( Fail move number three)
#2
Holy shit, really?
That's as bad as making a Dragonball movie.
#3
WoW

whens this movie coming out?
#4
I think we can safely say the world will end in 2012. This is proof enough for me.
#5
C0FFINCASE wrote:
I think we can safely say the world will end in 2012. This is proof enough for me.


LMFAO but it says it comes out 2010 tho not 2012 :P
#6
LMFAO but it says it comes out 2010 tho not 2012 :P


Doesn't matter when it comes out, its existence surely marks the end time.
I think its safe to assume that in two years time it can suck the souls from every person on the Earth.
#7
C0FFINCASE wrote:
Doesn't matter when it comes out, its existence surely marks the end time.
I think its safe to assume that in two years time it can suck the souls from every person on the Earth.


look at all the other movies they are remaking

halloween, friday the 13th, freddy & chucky now is being remade fuck everything is gonna be remade cause people have run out of ideas so they buy peoples ideas aka video games make them into movies then when all else fails they remake old movies now its the karate kid
#8
Ethan wrote:
Holy shit, really?
That's as bad as making a Dragonball movie.


I don't think anything's going to be as bad as the Dragonball movie for a long time... GOKU USING ELECTRONIC DEVICES AND GOING TO SCHOOL, WTF?!
#9
Tsuna wrote:
I don't think anything's going to be as bad as the Dragonball movie for a long time... GOKU USING ELECTRONIC DEVICES AND GOING TO SCHOOL, WTF?!


yeah i know i thought it was wierd to but meh i still liked it
#10
You're retarded.\
JC bad actor? bad at martial arts?
You sir obviously fail.
And the DB movie bitching is old,i had fun watching it, why?
Bc i dont mind movies based on cartoons being far off the plot.
Fanboys.
#11
SN Art wrote:

JC bad actor? bad at martial arts?

Yes bad.
Bruce Lee = epic
Jackie Chan = eh
Also he just can't fill the shoes of the role.
#12
SN Art wrote:

Fanboys.


Heck yeah I am.
#13
Bruce Lee was epic.
But so is Jackie, he does some crazy shit that even Bruce Lee havent done.
And i wanna see a movie, havent a seen a black kid do karate in a while
#14
SN Art wrote:

And i wanna see a movie, havent a seen a black kid do karate in a while


*coughs* Reason for that*coughs*
#15
i wanan see D:<
They usually do gangbanger movies and dancing, i wanna see a black person do karate.
#16
And I want to see more black people in Final Fantasy games.
#17
Me too, with an afro too XD
#18
SN Art wrote:
i wanan see D:<
They usually do gangbanger movies and dancing, i wanna see a black person do karate.

And I don't.
They tried in the 70s and 80s it doesn't work.

Tsuna wrote:
And I want to see more black people in Final Fantasy games.


We would if who it is over in Japan that tells people that make games, anime, and manga that the only way Westerns will like it is if they use Blue eyed and blond haired people. Wait...I think there might be nazis hiding in Japan.
#19
C0FFINCASE wrote:
And I don't.
They tried in the 70s and 80s it doesn't work.



We would if who it is over in Japan that tells people that make games, anime, and manga that the only way Westerns will like it is if they use Blue eyed and blond haired people. Wait...I think there might be nazis hiding in Japan.


Blond hair and blues are in a lot of series, usually they're the main heroines... or the tsundere.

SN Art wrote:
Me too, with an afro too XD


Than Final Fantasy XIII is for you. I can't wait to get back to Japan and play it; I missed the release date since I went to America. ^A^
#20
Tsuna wrote:
Blond hair and blues are in a lot of series, usually they're the main heroines... or the tsundere.



Than Final Fantasy XIII is for you. I can't wait to get back to Japan and play it; I missed the release date since I went to America. ^A^


Or Naruto. I literally read an interview when it first got to American and he made Naruto blond and bled specifically because he was more concerned with how he could get westerners to buy it and identify with the main character.


Curse you for having FF XIII before me.
#21
C0FFINCASE wrote:
Or Naruto. I literally read an interview when it first got to American and he made Naruto blond and bled specifically because he was more concerned with how he could get westerners to buy it and identify with the main character.


Curse you for having FF XIII before me.


Kishimoto needs to stop milking Naruto and start a new series like his brother did.
#22
Tsuna wrote:
Kishimoto needs to stop milking Naruto and start a new series like his brother did.


He does. I mean based on what was out in Japan when it hit America I calculated that to see it all by my third year of college and at that point I stopped watching. I can only be a fan of short things I can afford, like Rurouni Kenshin...which I wish there was more of.
#23
C0FFINCASE wrote:
He does. I mean based on what was out in Japan when it hit America I calculated that to see it all by my third year of college and at that point I stopped watching. I can only be a fan of short things I can afford, like Rurouni Kenshin...which I wish there was more of.


Read the manga; its ending is way less depressing.
#24
Mr.Miyagi is dead there for movie has died.
#25
Mr. Miyagi is dead, therefore the movie died along with him.

Fix'd.
#26
Tsuna wrote:
Read the manga; its ending is way less depressing.


I can't afford the manga. I suppose I could read scans like my cousin but it'd be a hard task I think.

Maverick wrote:
Mr.Miyagi is dead there for movie has died.

Case and point
#27
Quit your bitching, there will still be people who'll like it, and will pay for it.
Let go of that so called nostalgia.
#28
C0FFINCASE wrote:
I can't afford the manga. I suppose I could read scans like my cousin but it'd be a hard task I think.


Case and point


Reading online isn't too bad; I got used to it after a bit. I recommend the manga since it's the canon of the main storyline.
#29
jackie chan will kick your ass someday
#30
Ethan wrote:
Mr. Miyagi is dead, therefore the movie died along with him.

Fix'd.


although unnecessary, thanks.
#31
jackie chan will kick your ass someday


No, see I've met Chuck Norris and lived so my ass is unkickable.