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German Herpes Outbreak

3.2k views · started by Maverick · · page 1 of 2
#1
German Herpes Outbreak
There has been a recent outbreak of German Herpes.
There is only one way to prevent it from spreading.
Don't quote me on this lol
#2
When did I get herpes.
I just noticed.

Fack.
#3
Vesparia wrote:
When did I get herpes.
I just noticed.

Fack.

Did you quote someone who has it?
#4
Vesparia wrote:
When did I get herpes.
I just noticed.

Fack.


Ha You have herpes. 8)

Edit: Nevermind...I have nothing to laugh at. :(
#5
now you have it too. stop quoting people that have it or everyone will get it.
#6
Maverick wrote:
now you have it too. stop quoting people that have it or everyone will get it.


Wow. :lol: I feel so dirty.
#7
Maverick wrote:
Did you quote someone who has it?


Probs quoted TU.

Ohwell.
#8
SpornyTheAlien wrote:
Wow. :lol: I feel so dirty.


I GAVE YOU HERPES.

Spread the luv.
#9
All these jizz magicians spreading German Herpes.
#10
Souleater wrote:
All these jizz magicians spreading German Herpes.


Join the fun.
#11
Souleater wrote:
All these jizz magicians spreading German Herpes.

Loser.
#12
GAMEchief wrote:
Loser.


when did you make it spread through quote? I wasnt aware of this
#13
Souleater wrote:
All these jizz magicians spreading German Herpes.


If Souleater doesn't quote me on this post he's a homosexual
#14
The Unintelligible wrote:
If Souleater doesn't quote me on this post he's a homosexual


Dude you gave me herpes.
Jeez man, why don't you have protection?
#15
Quick Soul, get the shotguns. They're all mindless zombies that want to fuck us.
#16
C0FFINCASE wrote:
Quick Soul, get the shotguns. They're all mindless zombies that want to fuck us.


Quote me.

Quoteee meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!~
#17
This thread is just all of the facepalm.
#18
The Unintelligible wrote:
If Souleater doesn't quote me on this post he's a homosexual




GAMEchief wrote:
Loser.

#19
Souleater wrote:





You must be immune to herpes!
#20
Stapled wrote:
You must be immune to herpes!

In the words of Glen Quagmire: nice try, I'm Patient Zero.
#21
Souleater wrote:
In the words of Glen Quagmire: nice try, I'm Patient Zero.


Gasp.
#22
Vesparia wrote:
Dude you gave me herpes.
Jeez man, why don't you have protection?


Real men don't use protection.
#23
The Unintelligible wrote:
Real men don't use protection.


:c
But that caused an outbreak of herpes
#24
Vesparia wrote:
:c
But that caused an outbreak of herpes


:dealwithit:
#26
Souleater wrote:
In the words of Glen Quagmire: nice try, I'm Patient Zero.

TU is patient zero. That's why his doesn't have a date of infection.

:dealwithit:
#27
Yes, I am a walking paradox. A physical anomaly. I am, in fact, the true Patient Zero.

Edit: oh man. I just gave myself some type of double herpes. I clicked on mine now there's two of them by me and one of them have the date.



oh well
#28
I thought I fixed your being able to give it to yourself. Whatever. I'll fix it later.
#29
The best way not to contract sexually transmitted diseases is to abstain from sex. That's why I'm four months celibate. :)
#30
Artificial wrote:
The best way not to contract sexually transmitted diseases is to abstain from sex. That's why I'm four months celibate. :)


Ill suck your dick nigga
#31
Artificial wrote:
The best way not to contract sexually transmitted diseases is to abstain from sex. That's why I'm four months celibate. :)


Don't try to down play your lack of game with morality.
#32
Meaningless sex is immoral. Artificial is right.
#33
The Unintelligible wrote:
Meaningless sex is immoral. Artificial is right.


No it's not. Meaningless sex isn't immoral. Pushing her down the stairs when she's starting to show is immoral.
#34
Souleater wrote:
No it's not. Meaningless sex isn't immoral. Pushing her down the stairs when she's starting to show is immoral.


whoosh
#35
Anything pleasurable is immoral. Including pushing people down stairs.
#36
GAMEchief wrote:
Anything pleasurable is immoral. Including pushing people down stairs.

+10 Lgg
#37
GAMEchief wrote:
Anything pleasurable is immoral.

Unless it's not.
#38
GAMEchief wrote:
Anything pleasurable is immoral. Including pushing people down stairs.


Loser
#39
Nevik wrote:
+10 Lgg

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