I'm naked

With a banana next to me. What do?

Compare banana to penis, which is bigger? Which is thicker? Which is browner?

My dick is practically black.

Torian wrote:

My dick is practically black.

Practically but not literally?

I thought this forum was PG 13. I mean, I'm 14 but I still find this post kind of explicit.

The Unintelligible wrote:

I thought this forum was PG 13. I mean, I'm 14 but I still find this post kind of explicit.

Souleater wrote:

Alright man. You caught me. No I am not really 14.

I'm 12, so what?

Torian wrote:

My dick is practically black.

The Unintelligible wrote:

Alright man. You caught me. No I am not really 14.

I'm 12, so what?

Torian wrote:

With a banana next to me. What do?

Olawd.

I saw that banana.

La Vie Cruelle wrote:

Olawd.

I saw that banana.

When are you guys getting married? I recall being invited to the reception.

Omlett wrote:

When are you guys getting married? I recall being invited to the reception.

We were never getting married.

We did say if we ever ended up in the same country we would live together and throw a huge LG meet up party. Lol

the images this thread brings up seared into my head are not pleasant qq

You should put on underwear, eat the banana, then take a nap.

GAMEchief wrote:

You should put on underwear, eat the banana, then take a nap.

Well said, well said o-o