LA VIE CRUELLE IS A CHEATING WHORE

SHE CHEATED ON ME 19 DAYS AGO PLZ REPORT

True story.

La Vie Cruelle wrote:

True story.

YOU WHORE YOU DARE SHOW YOUR FACE IN HERE1?

Tree wrote:

YOU WHORE YOU DARE SHOW YOUR FACE IN HERE1?

You still want me.

La Vie Cruelle wrote:

You still want me.

NOT AFTER YOU MADE ME CRY

Tree wrote:

NOT AFTER YOU MADE ME CRY

They always say that. It's cute. You're mad now. Angry sex is better

I think I'm falling for LVC after she displayed the bravery and spunk to cheat on the most powerful man in the world - Tree.

The Unintelligible wrote:

I think I'm falling for LVC after she displayed the bravery and spunk to cheat on the most powerful man in the world - Tree.

I'll just break your heart. Run away. I'm a monster.

A fucking sexy monster.

Ur just bein a tease

The Unintelligible wrote:

Ur just bein a tease

That's a given.

The Unintelligible wrote:

I think I'm falling for LVC after she displayed the bravery and spunk to cheat on the most powerful man in the world - Tree.

I AM BUT A SIMPLE TREE
SWAYING FROM DUSK TILL DAWN
THERE ISN'T ANYTHING TO SEE
CAUSE ALL MY FUCKS ARE GONE

Tree wrote:

I AM BUT A SIMPLE TREE
SWAYING FROM DUSK TILL DAWN
THERE ISN'T ANYTHING TO SEE
CAUSE ALL MY FUCKS ARE GONE

Score. Sad poetry in the name of moi.

La Vie Cruelle wrote:

That's a given.

I won't bite because I know your type...

An articulate real man who plays hard to get. Your mind games won't work on me.

The Unintelligible wrote:

I won't bite because I know your type...

An articulate real man who plays hard to get. Your mind games won't work on me.

But I like the biting rough stuff don't be like that baby.

My mind games haven't even begun.

HER EYES ARE PEERING INTO MY SOUL

The Unintelligible wrote:

HER EYES ARE PEERING INTO MY SOUL

Oh come on you picked a 3 year old picture.

La Vie Cruelle wrote:

Oh come on you picked a 3 year old picture.

Find something recent and sexy then. How old were you in this pic? You look fairly young.

Duck face. Why am I making a fucking duck face.

The Unintelligible wrote:

Find something recent and sexy then. How old were you in this pic? You look fairly young.

That was one if my photos from my senior session, so 17/18

You guys realize LVC is a dude, right?

Drakonid wrote:

You guys realize LVC is a dude, right?

A sexy dude

This is more recent. There. PEERRING INTO SOOOUULL

Drakonid wrote:

You guys realize LVC is a dude, right?

I've been waiting for you to chime in.

La Vie Cruelle wrote:

Duck face. Why am I making a fucking duck face.

While this pic is pretty stunning, I would have preferred a full body pic. JUST TO SEE THOSE LOVELY CURVES THAT YOU'RE HIDING.

The Unintelligible wrote:

While this pic is pretty stunning, I would have preferred a full body pic. JUST TO SEE THOSE LOVELY CURVES THAT YOU'RE HIDING.

Unintelligible, I'll show you my curve.

The Unintelligible wrote:

While this pic is pretty stunning, I would have preferred a full body pic. JUST TO SEE THOSE LOVELY CURVES THAT YOU'RE HIDING.

There were some key west photos in the PYP. Bikini I believe

Tree wrote:

Unintelligible, I'll show you my curve love handles, 3 chins, 5 necks, 1 neckbeard. And a partridge in a pear tree.

fty

The Unintelligible wrote:

fty

How many ears?

Tree wrote:

How many ears?

0?

The Unintelligible wrote:

0?

Please show your work, or your answer will also be your grade.

Yes Mr. Tree.

[7:38:44 PM] Aaron: Lets set some guidelines

[7:38:59 PM] Aaron: Each head can have a minimum of 1 neck, but a maximum of 4 1/2

[7:39:11 PM] Aaron: Each neck does not need to be the same length as the other head's neck/necks

[7:39:23 PM] Aaron: Each head has it's own personality

[7:39:35 PM] Kalin Kesler: lol

[7:39:37 PM] Aaron: One of the heads has a low sperm count

[7:39:37 PM] Kalin Kesler: i give up

[7:39:39 PM] Kalin Kesler: after that

[7:39:41 PM] Kalin Kesler: 4/12 max

[7:39:45 PM] Kalin Kesler: 4 1/2

[7:39:51 PM] Kalin Kesler: Lol wtf

[7:39:54 PM] Kalin Kesler: low sperm count

[7:39:58 PM] Aaron: Yah

[7:40:02 PM] Aaron: out of 9 heads

[7:40:03 PM] Kalin Kesler: man

[7:40:03 PM] Aaron: you really

[7:40:04 PM] Aaron: think

[7:40:06 PM] Aaron: none of em

[7:40:07 PM] Kalin Kesler: you make the

[7:40:08 PM] Aaron: would have anything

[7:40:09 PM] Aaron: wrong?

[7:40:11 PM] Kalin Kesler: most difficult equations

[7:40:31 PM] Kalin Kesler: oh

[7:40:32 PM] Kalin Kesler: alright

[7:40:36 PM] Kalin Kesler: got the answer

[7:40:46 PM] Aaron: What is it?

[7:40:55 PM] Kalin Kesler: π

[7:40:58 PM] Kalin Kesler: squared

[7:41:01 PM] Kalin Kesler: Pie

[7:41:02 PM] Kalin Kesler: Pi

[7:41:02 PM] Aaron: Wrong

[7:41:03 PM] Kalin Kesler: Cause

[7:41:04 PM] Kalin Kesler: Treepi

[7:41:06 PM] Kalin Kesler: o

[7:41:09 PM] Aaron: Your penis doesn't have any

[7:41:11 PM] Aaron: ears

[7:41:14 PM] Kalin Kesler: lollll

[7:41:24 PM] Kalin Kesler: i get it

[7:41:26 PM] Kalin Kesler: you made

[7:41:27 PM] Kalin Kesler: a joke

The Unintelligible wrote:

Yes Mr. Tree.

[7:38:44 PM] Aaron: Lets set some guidelines

[7:38:59 PM] Aaron: Each head can have a minimum of 1 neck, but a maximum of 4 1/2

[7:39:11 PM] Aaron: Each neck does not need to be the same length as the other head's neck/necks

[7:39:23 PM] Aaron: Each head has it's own personality

[7:39:35 PM] Kalin Kesler: lol

[7:39:37 PM] Aaron: One of the heads has a low sperm count

[7:39:37 PM] Kalin Kesler: i give up

[7:39:39 PM] Kalin Kesler: after that

[7:39:41 PM] Kalin Kesler: 4/12 max

[7:39:45 PM] Kalin Kesler: 4 1/2

[7:39:51 PM] Kalin Kesler: Lol wtf

[7:39:54 PM] Kalin Kesler: low sperm count

[7:39:58 PM] Aaron: Yah

[7:40:02 PM] Aaron: out of 9 heads

[7:40:03 PM] Kalin Kesler: man

[7:40:03 PM] Aaron: you really

[7:40:04 PM] Aaron: think

[7:40:06 PM] Aaron: none of em

[7:40:07 PM] Kalin Kesler: you make the

[7:40:08 PM] Aaron: would have anything

[7:40:09 PM] Aaron: wrong?

[7:40:11 PM] Kalin Kesler: most difficult equations

[7:40:31 PM] Kalin Kesler: oh

[7:40:32 PM] Kalin Kesler: alright

[7:40:36 PM] Kalin Kesler: got the answer

[7:40:46 PM] Aaron: What is it?

[7:40:55 PM] Kalin Kesler: π

[7:40:58 PM] Kalin Kesler: squared

[7:41:01 PM] Kalin Kesler: Pie

[7:41:02 PM] Kalin Kesler: Pi

[7:41:02 PM] Aaron: Wrong

[7:41:03 PM] Kalin Kesler: Cause

[7:41:04 PM] Kalin Kesler: Treepi

[7:41:06 PM] Kalin Kesler: o

[7:41:09 PM] Aaron: Your penis doesn't have any

[7:41:11 PM] Aaron: ears

[7:41:14 PM] Kalin Kesler: lollll

[7:41:24 PM] Kalin Kesler: i get it

[7:41:26 PM] Kalin Kesler: you made

[7:41:27 PM] Kalin Kesler: a joke

I have the feeling you cheated, but I can't exactly pinpoint why.

Tree wrote:

I have the feeling you cheated, but I can't exactly pinpoint why.

Just your imagination.

Sooooo, does that mean I'm off the hook, and now TU is the cheating whore?

La Vie Cruelle wrote:

Sooooo, does that mean I'm off the hook, and now TU is the cheating whore?

Nope. You aren't off the hook until I say so.

Also pic to LVC cleavage. Aka more proof that she is indeed a cheating whore.

The Unintelligible wrote:

Also pic to LVC cleavage. Aka more proof that she is indeed a cheating whore.

Psh. More like look at that hair length.

The cleavage is always there.

And here you go TU, I just realized how phenomenal my ass looks in these new yoga pants

I have yet to decide if its just me, or the pants. Seriously. I just fell in love with my ass.

No idea why LVC is spoiling us like this. I don't deserve it tbh.

For some reason I feel like you're daring enough to take it to the next level though.

The Unintelligible wrote:

No idea why LVC is spoiling us like this. I don't deserve it tbh.

For some reason I feel like you're daring enough to take it to the next level though.

Totally daring enough, but way too lazy.

Edit: don't even try. Even my fuck toys irl have a hard time getting me naked. Normally it consists of them getting angry and cornering me.

In fact, it's now my favorite event. The lets see how long before the guy loses it.