Gift

Find me a good gift and Ill give you something.

Robert says:
Ill be back Im off to rape my fridge.
Boobearsh - Your Lord, Your God, your Boobearsh. says:
Poor fridge
Robert says:
It asked for it with that ice hole.
Boobearsh - Your Lord, Your God, your Boobearsh. says:
Someone's going to really do that and get their dick frozen... wouldnt' that be a funny 911 call...
Robert says:
it would be hilarious
Kind of reminds me of that one movie where the guy gets his dick stuck in his zipper and has to call 911, (meanwhile its prom)

Hm .

Just rape her. See if she likes it.

I'm gonna have to pass on the rape.

Defy wrote:

I'm gonna have to pass on the rape.

It's only rape if she says no. Use duct tape.

Thats a good idea......... but gifts!

Defy wrote:

Thats a good idea......... but gifts!

Give her the duct tape afterwards.

Perfume always makes a good gift

Lady Gaga wrote:

Perfume always makes a good gift

No creativity at all.

BooBearSH wrote:

Give her the duct tape afterwards.

It sounds bad in general but when you say it, it starts to become convincing.

Defy wrote:

It sounds bad in general but when you say it, it starts to become convincing.

Back up plan is extra duct tape to hide her if she doesn't like it.

I'm sure Game would pay for a hooker... xD

Now this is a threesome I can get behind.

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