Went to the fair today

They have some goddamn terrifying rides at fairs.

There was this thing that was called the Zipper, and it's basically a 2 person metal cage, in line with a bunch of other metal cages, that does fucking flips and shit at high speed.

Absolutely terrifying

I refuse to go on roller coasters.
When the weather gets nice, my girlfriend plans on forcing me on them at Six Flags.

I just look at my feet when I'm on a roller coaster that goes up really high.

I hate roller coasters, but the Zipper is so badass.

Weird. I grew up next to a shitty theme park. The stuff in it just seems normal to me. Not scary. Moved to a different area that only has the fair carnivals that come in during specific times of the year or whatever. I cannot believe when people are afraid of them, or haven't ridden them. They're like "oh my god, it turns upside down, :gawk:"

The "scary" rides are the best. Just going fast loses all fun after you've done it a billion times. You gotta go upside down in a seat you feel like you're falling out of. That's just a necessity in roller coasters.