Omgod

Shojo orgasmed and made cat noises on mic to me.

YOU LIE!!!11!1!!eleven!

Just for that I'm going to deduct 15 tickets from him.

xD.
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Alex, I will drop you.
We're not even blood, I got no problem with sticking you.

shojo stopped orgasming when i started talking D<

Duh.
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Fml .

what are tickets for o.o