Anybody have a stolen cellphone?

Or a website that emulates the ability of texting a real phone.

Free Text Messaging - Send and Receive Free Text Messages - Text'em

And some google-fu - Google

If you have a iphone/ipod there are plenty of free texting apps.

I have a cellphone that I found on the ground that I'd mail you for a few dollars, but the touch-screen doesn't work and it has no SIM card. Seems to just be water damage. It's a Samusungu so you can order a wapanese touchscreen and battery online. (Or is it Korean? I forget, whatever country Samsung comes from)

You can use aimexpress.com to instant message a cell.

pinger.com