I am watching A Bug's Life on my mom's toilet.

Make this thread into a weird "stuff I'd tweet for lolz" thread?

Cock's stuck in a window again.
Less ice cream this time though.



Best tweet evar

Taking a crap on my neighbors backyard @#####
B]

@(insert friend here) no, but it looks like it's ready, where do i stick it in?

taking a shit in my neighbors mailbox

Woke up next a trap again, thats the 5th one this week.

Just got done doing my dog, cat's next.

Gonna go bomb myself. See you guys later!!

Going to DC tomorrow, packing my explosives, back later

#peopletohunt @santa @mermaids @sharpies

How do I post a tweet?

Like this Sydd
"I'm currently taking pictures of old men rubbing there nipples"

Just post something you'd tweet but weird-e-fye it

That was hers.
I think.

If yes, i giggled.

NotNeccesary wrote:

Like this Sydd
"I'm currently taking pictures of old men rubbing there nipples"

Just post something you'd tweet but weird-e-fye it

/:. Dorkk, that was my post.
I don't use Twitter, so obviously my post was stupid.DX

Sydd(: wrote:

/:. Dorkk, that was my post.
I don't use Twitter, so obviously my post was stupid.DX

Bahahah I GET IT!
took me awhile. lol