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Kain for President!

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#1
Kain for President!
I'm a borderline socialist Democrat who respects most beliefs on their own merits.

I also have no funding for a campaign.

HOORAYYYY!
#2
Pose naked for your campaign.

I'll press the Vote button then. :EmoteLOLface:
#3
Nah nigga, then I'd have to trim my pubes.
#4
Kain wrote:
Nah nigga, then I'd have to trim my pubes.


Do it. :EmoteTeeHee: Those pics will spread in 4chan like pancakes
#5
Kain wrote:
Nah nigga, then I'd have to trim my pubes.


Jungle boy!
#6
La Vie Cruelle wrote:
Jungle boy!


Why is the thank button gone
yaeryaeruy
#7
Kain wrote:
Why is the thank button gone
yaeryaeruy

I think it has to do with the malware thingy that popped up a few days ago.
#8
Kain, your avatar reminds me of Kaylee from Firefly, which makes you a-okay in my book.
#9
GAMEchief wrote:
Kain, your avatar reminds me of Kaylee from Firefly, which makes you a-okay in my book.


I'm pretty sure he's dating that girl :/
#10
He is dating neither Kaylee from Firefly or the girl in his avatar.
#11
GAMEchief wrote:
He is dating neither Kaylee from Firefly or the girl in his avatar.


The girl in his avatar. :|
#12
I am as single as something that is really single.

My avatar is some random chick who I found so attractive, I felt I needed to see her all the time.

I also really liked Firefly.
#13
Kain wrote:
I am as single as something that is really single.

My avatar is some random chick who I found so attractive, I felt I needed to see her all the time.

I also really liked Firefly.


I thought wrong.
#14
Id like to see this happen, I voted yes.
#15
Nope (10 characters)
#16
UnboundUser wrote:
Nope (10 characters)


omg wtf r u gay or sumthin hly sht
#17
Snow-kun wrote:
The girl in his avatar. :|

I didn't ask a question.
#18
lol'd @ thread. Glad to see someone's throwing a hint of originality to the mix.

Edit, I voted yes.
#19
Kain wrote:
Nah nigga, then I'd have to trim my pubes.


Snow-kun wrote:
Do it. :EmoteTeeHee: Those pics will spread in 4chan like pancakes

I want to say don't because its uncomfortable as hell but I also want to run with you as VP and use the fact I don't shave as a sign of moral convictions 8 years from now to get elected. Though for the first 8 years I want to use the contrast to make your ticket appealing to everyone.
Also I'm going to provide an image: Kain has long hair, Kain's pubs will be shaven, there is a large sign, heroic pose, Soviet and American flags, fire, guitars, walls of amps, and nudity. Possibly panthers, scantly clad women in Kiss makeup, lazes, and motorcycles.
Feel free to add Raivu and myself into the mix.
#20
C0FFINCASE wrote:
I want to say don't because its uncomfortable as hell but I also want to run with you as VP and use the fact I don't shave as a sign of moral convictions 8 years from now to get elected. Though for the first 8 years I want to use the contrast to make your ticket appealing to everyone.
Also I'm going to provide an image: Kain has long hair, Kain's pubs will be shaven, there is a large sign, heroic pose, Soviet and American flags, fire, guitars, walls of amps, and nudity. Possibly panthers, scantly clad women in Kiss makeup, lazes, and motorcycles.
Feel free to add Raivu and myself into the mix.


>long hair
Where do you think you are right now?
#21
Kain wrote:
>long hair
Where do you think you are right now?


You cuts off your hairzes! Why?! Why would you do this?
*sidenote: still longish
**side-sidenote: hair over one eye will give you a lazy eye
#22
Donated it to charity.

Also, I've had a lazy eye since birth, so it's no big deal.