Bitches

The only "B" word you should ever call a girl is beautiful.
Bitches love being call beautiful.
moteTeeHee:

Jenni wrote:

Bitches love being call beautiful.

Sup beautiful ?

Jen, you are gorgeous, just sayin'.

Haha I've heard that joke before.

General joke thread, GO!

Why did johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

@Jah and Ethan: No You moteTeeHee:
@Flare: I didnt find that all to funny... Try again~

Jenni wrote:

@Jah and Ethan: No You moteTeeHee:
@Flare: I didnt find that all to funny... Try again~

It's called an Anti Joke.

What's worse than a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

Whats worse than the Holocaust?

The gas bill.

Jenni wrote:

@Jah and Ethan: No You moteTeeHee:
@Flare: I didnt find that all to funny... Try again~

Dead serious, how did you ever get involved with LG? I am amazed!

@Ethan: Desperate times on gaia lol
@Flare: More I must hear More!

What's funnier than Flare?
Everything.

Jenni wrote:

@Ethan: Desperate times on gaia lol
@Flare: More I must hear More!

Well, I have a racist one first:

Whats a barn full of dead black people called?

Outdated farming equipment.

And now back to the anti-jokes:

Q: What's red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm colour blind

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't.

Knock knock
Whos there?
To
To who?
To whom.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.

Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

haiku are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

At school, they used to refer to girls as, "Jawns"

@Flare: I laughed at a few of them, especially the last one.
@Stormie: You are comedic gold.

For once that we stayed on-topic

Listen, stop being such a Beautiful.

Raivu wrote:

Listen, stop being such a Beautiful.

You son of a beautiful!

Flareboy323 wrote:

You son of a beautiful!

"He's Tall!"
go on
"He's Black!"
Does he look Beautiful?
"What?"
BLAM
"AHHHHHHHGH!"
DOES HE LOOK BEAUTIFUL?
"NO!"
Then why'd you try to fuck him like he's beautiful?