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Pains in chest.

939 views · started by Stormie ·
#1
Pains in chest.
Woke up to them, along with sharp pains when breathing deeply.
Looked it up online, saw it to be potentional warning signs of a heart attack.
Felt like I basically had one from panicking, then said fuck this and medicated with a cup of Joe and 2 cigs.


So, who's coming to my funeral?
#2
Stormie wrote:
Woke up to them, along with sharp pains when breathing deeply.
Looked it up online, saw it to be potentional warning signs of a heart attack.
Felt like I basically had one from panicking, then said fuck this and medicated with a cup of Joe and 2 cigs.


So, who's coming to my funeral?


If you have it in the september/october time frame and have it Mechanicsburgh, I might be able to. Thats around the time i will be visiting my sisters.
#3
Pft, only 2 hours away.
#4
Stormie wrote:
Pft, only 2 hours away.


So its doable?
#5
It'd be easier just to make my funeral viral.
#6
Stormie wrote:
Woke up to them, along with sharp pains when breathing deeply.
Looked it up online, saw it to be potentional warning signs of a heart attack.
Felt like I basically had one from panicking, then said fuck this and medicated with a cup of Joe and 2 cigs.


So, who's coming to my funeral?

I definitely will, do you plan to be cremated and put in an ashtray? Or are you going to be a body in the ground? I would go with the earlier, to avoid becoming necromancer fodder.

Anyways, how were you sleeping, any different than usual? Sometimes you can stop breathing for short amounts of time if you sleep in an odd position which can cause pains in the morning, your chest muscles could have also experienced a slight tear or spasm which could have caused the pain. Of course it could be something worse than those, it could have been an alien trying to burst out of your chest, perhaps it is not yet mature.
#7
Stormie wrote:
It'd be easier just to make my funeral viral.


That would definitely be a first for LG.
#8
Stormie wrote:
It'd be easier just to make my funeral viral.


More views than Rebecca Black.
#9
Good thing about working in a doc's office, onsite nurses. Apparently, I have heartburn. :EmoteBoring:
#10
Stormie wrote:
Good thing about working in a doc's office, onsite nurses. Apparently, I have heartburn. :EmoteBoring:


Stop eating all that mexican food.
#11
Stormie wrote:
Good thing about working in a doc's office, onsite nurses. Apparently, I have heartburn. :EmoteBoring:


Antacids. I recommend peptobismol. And alcohol.
#13
Heart burn, did not stop so she checked me again. Correct diagnoses, gallbladder attack. Yey.
@soul: Nixing the alcohol for now, but definitely eating copious amounts of tropical fruit flavored tums.
@snow: I HAS BABY IN MY CHEST? :EmoteLOLface:
#14
Pregnancy causes chest pains :P
I think it's because your breasts are getting ready for lactation.
#15
Stormie wrote:
Heart burn, did not stop so she checked me again. Correct diagnoses, gallbladder attack. Yey.
@soul: Nixing the alcohol for now, but definitely eating copious amounts of tropical fruit flavored tums.
@snow: I HAS BABY IN MY CHEST? :EmoteLOLface:


It's bucking like a donkey if it's born in your chest. Clear symptomes, duh!
#16
Zanzabar wrote:
It's bucking like a donkey if it's born in your chest. Clear symptomes, duh!


I told you, theres an Alien in there trying to get out. One of those weird hand egg things must have clasped itself onto your face in your sleep..>3<

Are the symptoms still apparent?
#17
Snow-kun wrote:
Pregnancy causes chest pains :P
I think it's because your breasts are getting ready for lactation.


breasts no equal chest/
#19
I get those sometimes when I wake up or while I"m eating.
Everything will go flawlessly, but out of nowhere the pains happen.
I pretty much handle it the same way.