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Fucking clingy dog

1.1k views · started by La Vie Cruelle ·
#1
Fucking clingy dog
My mom's dog fell in love with me today after I held her for a bit and she gave me all her loyalty from that. Sadly, that now means this clingy annoying little fuck has to sleep in my bed with me. Putting her outside isn't an option, seeing that it's a chihuahua, and something may eat it; causing my mom to be HIGHLY upset. Also can't just throw her out my room because she sits at my door scratching and whining.

I thought it was my adorable independent non-clingy Rosco coming to finally go to sleep in his bed, but I was tricked by this conniving little bitch.

That took over my bed. :EmoteHmmm:


#2
Spray with water. And get a better pet...
Like a hawk, or a red panda, or a komodo dragon.
#3
hose the dog prison style.
or you can just build it a dog house..
i'd give you my old dogs house... she died of cancer 4 months ago..
#4
anything that hops when it's excited is very much punt-worthy.
#5
Dogs have a pact mentallity, Have someone beat you up in front of the dog = Problem solved c:
#6
Actually the dog would be asserting it's dominance by hopping on the bed. The pack leaders sleep the highest.
That's why you're never suppose to let a dog sleep in your bed unless you called them there.
Fuck I hate small dogs.
#7
Ended up throwing her out the door hard enough to fling across the floor into my moms room. Then Rosco attacked her.

BWHAHA <3
#8
When a dog sits by you, and sits/lays on your feet, that's also a sign of dominance to them.
#9
Dog just needed a wake up call. She thought she was big, forgot her place <3
Rosco keeps beating the fuck out of her now because she is in his room. Looool
#10
Komodo Dragon, best pet ever in that it eats all other pets and scares people shitless...and will totally kill you in your sleep.
Plus they have three eyes, man. How freakin' cool is that? Oh, and don't forget the rot based venom in its mouth that would cause your arm to develop necrosis and fall off/need to be amputated. Pretty bitchin' as a security system, minus the fact they aren't domesicatable and have zero loyalty to owners.

---------- Post added at 02:59 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:58 PM ----------

Raivu wrote:
When a dog sits by you, and sits/lays on your feet, that's also a sign of dominance to them.


That's why you grab them throw them on their backsand hold them there growling at them.
That or you got to hold them down and hump them which I have never tried but yeah, if that's your thing.