Cut a snake in half

with a rusty machete a few minutes ago.

Epic Machete is Epic. Did you get a pic?

Nah. I tossed the snake over the fence.

Kain wrote:

Nah. I tossed the snake over the fence.

Aww dude. You should of totally took a pic

Niceee.

I'm buying a Katana from Cold Steel if I can save up 500 bucks >.<

That would be fun to chop up snakes with

I hope that snake got its Tetanus shot

I've killed many snakes, since I live in the desert. It's a simple process of getting a stick, pinning the snake down, then step behind it's neck and chop off it's head. I usually do it with a k-bar knife

I walked up to it, and whacked it while it was in a tree.

Kain wrote:

I walked up to it, and whacked it while it was in a tree.

Lul. You made me think of making a comic of that. Lul

Only if the last panel is a guy holding a machete with an unrealistic amount of blood, and a moustache (that had not been there before) screaming "SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!"

Kain wrote:

Only if the last panel is a guy holding a machete with an unrealistic amount of blood, and a moustache (that had not been there before) screaming "SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!"

Lul. I might actually do it.

Flareboy323 wrote:

Niceee.

I'm buying a Katana from Cold Steel if I can save up 500 bucks >.<

That would be fun to chop up snakes with

I hope that snake got its Tetanus shot

Take a picture when you chop off your hand.

Ran over one with a lawnmower once cause it struck at me.

Taz wrote:

Take a picture when you chop off your hand.

K. Should I put a little timestamp paper on it to prove im not copypasta-ing? xP