I scratched my balls

And smelled my fingers.

I farted on a cold window and licked the condensation.

I masturbated last night and jizzed in an ice cream container.

I breathed backwards.

I took a shit in a condom froze it and gave it a blowjob

Reserved wrote:

I took a shit in a condom froze it and gave it a blowjob

That's like an alaskan pipeline or something.

Yes it is coak. Lol