It's not fair, lg!

I'm broke off my ass.
I am supposed to take these 3 girls on a date, well, kind of.
Only 2 like me, one is just along as a friend.

Still, I am broke and can't afford the fair, food or anything.
I don't even have a paypal, credit card or bank account since I don't have a job because delaware sucks ass....

HELP ME!
Free altrernatives?

I need help!

Your place.
Slip n' Slide.
Pool.
Hang lights up.
Have an all night pool party. Make sure they wear white t-shirts.

Reserved wrote:

Your place.
Slip n' Slide.
Pool.
Hang lights up.
Have an all night pool party. Make sure they wear white t-shirts.

I don't have a pool, we're sort of poor.
The neighbors have a pool but they would want to join but the pool is only meant for 2-3 people at once.

Take them to the beach or to walk around a nearby town or an interesting area after food at your place.

CSS wrote:

I don't have a pool, we're sort of poor.
The neighbors have a pool but they would want to join but the pool is only meant for 2-3 people at once.

Well in that case, I used my friend's pool. He had a disco light at the bottom, took a few girls over around midnight and we took a dip in his pool. Best night of my life. So, sneak into someone else's pool. If not, take em to the beach. If not, get em in your bathtub with white clothing and take a picture when they least expect it, and then email said picture to Chris.Hansen@nbc.com.

Souleater wrote:

Take them to the beach or to walk around a nearby town or an interesting area after food at your place.

Beach is being considered.
They are scared of this town.

I'm thinking movie night at a friend's house?
He can invite his GF, get parents out of the house and wa-la! A good night.

CSS wrote:

Beach is being considered.
They are scared of this town.

I'm thinking movie night at a friend's house?
He can invite his GF, get parents out of the house and wa-la! A good night.

If you do that, give the tag-a-long to him, this way you got two girls that'll actually put forth the effort to please you.

CSS wrote:

Beach is being considered.
They are scared of this town.

I'm thinking movie night at a friend's house?
He can invite his GF, get parents out of the house and wa-la! A good night.

Being on a double date for the first date might be weird. A beach is always good because bitches love the beach.

Souleater wrote:

Being on a double date for the first date might be weird. A beach is always good because bitches love the beach.

It's more or less a triple date. Triple because he's got 3 bitches. Less because one of em is a tag-a-long. Either way, I do agree with this, they do like the beach.

The beach is always a win for sure.

If you have connection..it wont matter where u take them. They will still enjoy it. Drive up a mt and watch the star n talk. Lol

Idk, I feel like that would be kinda strange with three girls at that point, just driving up a mountain...and then trying to give all three the attention they're looking for.

Okay then hook ur friends up?

Slip and Slide is the best bet, then hid in a stair case and play TorD

Yeah with some beer..

just say ,

"hey lets cut too the chase, I only wanted to date you so i can show you on how Ima beast in the sheets,"


If not slapped in the face +1 then.

3 girls at once is suicide. You are better off canceling with them to have a party with your right hand.

Gabe wrote:

Idk, I feel like that would be kinda strange with three girls at that point, just driving up a mountain...and then trying to give all three the attention they're looking for.

Oh, I can deal with that part.

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Google wrote:

Okay then hook ur friends up?

Haha.
You want one of my girls, Google?

Go pool hopping, its thrilling and if you dont get caught everyone will have a great time.

for a safe alternative I recommend the beach. Because like soul said, bitches love the beach

I meant ur friend from skool.
Two is the most I've taken out. 3 will kb hard.