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#1
LG
Original text:

"LogicalGamers is awesome"

...56 translations later we get:

"Want to learn more about the Emotions of the players."


WHARS THE EMOSHUNZ PEOPLE?!

http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator
#2
What in the hell? D:
#3
Square Enix
56translations later:

Sous region.

Prettttty kickass.


Edit:
Sony Playstation"

...56 translations later we get:

"The Sunny Console."



And this one is kickass <<

"Metal Gear Solid"

...56 translations later we get:

"Metal Gear solid.

56 languages, Still solid.
LIKE A BOSS
#4
Sous region?



"I try so hard to impress those around me."

...56 translations later we get:

"Trying to convince people."
#5
Original text:

"Google is awesome"

...56 translations later we get:

"Google, Crushed"
#6
I lol'd at this one.

"I can't get her out of my head."

...56 translations later we get:

"I do not care."

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LOL.

"We are all fucked."

...56 translations later we get:

"E 'for everyone."

E as in Ecstasy?
#7
Hilarity ensues evermore.

"Harry Potter is awesome"

56 translations later we get

"Milk"


Original text:

"Lou is just amazing"

...56 translations later we get:

"Real."


Original text:

"Artificial is my hero"

...56 translations later we get:

"The man is a hero."

And don't you deny it.





Original text:

"English motherfucker Do you speak it?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Odyameadg! Fluent in English, you know."
#8
Nice translations!

"Translate this you asshole."

...56 translations later we get:

"It uses cookies to store information."

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"Patience is the answer."

...56 translations later we get:

"Patience is the answer."


REMEMBER IT.
#9
Original text:

"Make me a sandwich, Bitch!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Now sandwich crazy!"

Original text:

"I love sexy girls."

...56 translations later we get:

"Attract Girls."


Im not getting anything funny.
#10
But it is pretty entertaining trying to find something to be funny. :P
#11
"Bradley"

...56 translations later we get:

"Skin is removed."
#12
Oh wow. That is an odd one. :P
#13
"Lou is sexy"

56 translations later

" Fabulous."
#14
Original text:

"im 12, and what is this?"

...56 translations later we get:

"12 buildings, no?"
#15
"Google plus is boring because nobody is signing up!!!"

...56 translations later we get:

"They lack education and tired?"
#16
Vagina

100 Translations later:

"power box"
#17
Original text:
If Chuck Norris could chuck wood, how much wood would Chuck Norris chuck?


Returned:
AFRIKAANS : As Chuck Norris Chuck hout, hoeveel hout Chuck Norris Chuck?
Back to ENGLISH : When Chuck Norris Chuck wood, how much wood Chuck Norris Chuck?
ALBANIAN : Kur Chuck Norris Chuck dru, sa dru Chuck Norris Chuck?
Back to ENGLISH : When Chuck Norris chuck wood, how wood chuck Chuck Norris?
ARABIC : &#1593;&#1606;&#1583;&#1605;&#1575; &#1578;&#1588;&#1575;&#1603; &#1606;&#1608;&#1585;&#1610;&#1587; &#1578;&#1588;&#1575;&#1603; &#1575;&#1604;&#1582;&#1588;&#1576; &#1548; &#1608;&#1603;&#1610;&#1601; &#1575;&#1604;&#1605;&#1585;&#1605;&#1608;&#1591; &#1578;&#1588;&#1575;&#1603; &#1606;&#1608;&#1585;&#1610;&#1587;&#1567;
Back to ENGLISH : When Chuck Norris Chuck Wood, and how wood chuck Chuck Norris?
BELARUSIAN : &#1050;&#1072;&#1083;&#1110; &#1063;&#1072;&#1082; &#1053;&#1086;&#1088;&#1088;&#1080;&#1089; &#1063;&#1072;&#1082; &#1042;&#1091;&#1076;, &#1110; &#1103;&#1082; &#1076;&#1088;&#1101;&#1074;&#1072; &#1087;&#1072;&#1090;&#1088;&#1086;&#1085; &#1063;&#1072;&#1082; &#1053;&#1086;&#1088;&#1088;&#1080;&#1089;?
Back to ENGLISH : If Chuck Norris is Chuck Wood, and as a tree chuck Chuck Norris?
BULGARIAN : &#1040;&#1082;&#1086; &#1063;&#1098;&#1082; &#1053;&#1086;&#1088;&#1080;&#1089; &#1077; &#1063;&#1098;&#1082; &#1059;&#1091;&#1076;, &#1080; &#1082;&#1072;&#1090;&#1086; &#1076;&#1098;&#1088;&#1074;&#1086; &#1063;&#1098;&#1082; &#1063;&#1098;&#1082; &#1053;&#1086;&#1088;&#1080;&#1089;?
Back to ENGLISH : If Chuck Norris is Chuck Wood, and Wood Chuck Chuck Norris?
CATALAN : Si Chuck Norris és Chuck Wood i Wood Chuck Chuck Norris?
Back to ENGLISH : If Chuck Norris is Chuck Wood and Wood Chuck Chuck Norris?
CHINESE : &#22914;&#26524;&#26597;&#20811;&#35834;&#37324;&#26031;&#26597;&#26408;&#26448;&#21644;&#26408;&#26448;&#26597;&#26597;&#20811;&#35834;&#37324;&#26031;&#65311;
Back to ENGLISH : If Chuck Norris search of wood and wood look Norris?
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : &#22914;&#26524;&#26597;&#20811;&#35834;&#37324;&#26031;&#25628;&#32034;&#30340;&#26408;&#26448;&#21644;&#26408;&#26448;&#30340;&#22806;&#35266;&#35834;&#37324;&#26031;&#65311;
Back to ENGLISH : If Chuck Norris search of wood and wood appearance Norris?
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : &#22914;&#26524;&#26597;&#20811;&#35582;&#37324;&#26031;&#25628;&#32034;&#30340;&#26408;&#26448;&#21644;&#26408;&#26448;&#30340;&#22806;&#35264;&#35582;&#37324;&#26031;&#65311;
Back to ENGLISH : If you check Kenuolisi search of wood and wood appearance Norris?
CROATIAN : Ako ste provjerili Kenuolisi potrazi za drva i drvnih izgled Norris?
Back to ENGLISH : If you check Kenuolisi looking for wood and wood-look Norris?
#18
Original text:

"I like to eat bubble gum."

...56 translations later we get:

"Just like eating rubber."
#19
This is why so many rapists get caught.

"I swear I didn't rape her I was at the hotel all night."

...56 translations later we get:

"Night of the circuit."


Edit:
tired. so.

"GO TO BED"

...56 translations later we get:

"Not"
#20
Original text:

"I have 7 periods a day"

...56 translations later we get:

"Xaba." <<<<<<< ????? whats Xaba LOL


Original text:

"Logical Gamers"

...56 translations later we get:

"Motherboard."


Original text:

"man boobs"

...56 translations later we get:

"Male breast cancer."


Original text:

"milk my boobs"

...56 translations later we get:

"Green"
#21
wtf

Private eyes are watching you watching you watching you"

...56 translations later we get:

"Lara."

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best one

"Casey Anthony Is Innocent"

...56 translations later we get:

"This is wrong."
#22
"Gaia"

...56 translations later we get:

"Impact"

"I am awesome and like to eat small childern"

...56 translations later we get:

"Poor Guys."

I LOLD SO HARD AT THIS ONE:

"Pedophile bear"

...56 translations later we get:

"Beer"

"google is a pedophile"

...56 translations later we get:

"Working with Google."

"Pedophile pizza party on four chan"

...56 translations later we get:

"Sexual violence against children, not yet pastel work."
#23
Not yet pastel work XD
#24
"Penis in ur mom"

...50 translations later we get:

"Pais Uruguay"

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"smex "

...50 translations later we get:

"Pimek"

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LOLOLOLOL

"I love how bad tranlator is a faggot "

...50 translations later we get:

"We do not"