How to steal a game console or rockband/guitar hero bundle from k mart.

You will need 2 people with 2 cars (one works but its harder for the "get away")
2x fast individual who is willing to take risks (you and your friend)
the more people the more consoles.

be aware you will not come back to this k mart after this.


Once you enter the store, grab a cart and fill it up with a lot of things. Id say appliances.

Go to the game section and ask them to unlock the case for the consoles/games.

when they ask you to pay at their register, say you'd rather pay for all of your stuff at once at the front of the store

as your making your way to the front of the store, txt your friend and have him pull up to the front of the store.

now txt your other friend and tell him to drive behind the store and keep the car running.

now this is where the speed comes in.

as soon as everyone is in position, ditch the cart and run with the console/bundle out the front of the store.

make sure your friends window is rolled down.

throw the console/bundle into the window and have your friend drive away.

now run behind kmart and get into your other friends car

everyone regroup at your house

free shit.

Assuming they don't get the plate number from the cars as you drive away or they ID you any other way, it could work.

I made this as a joke

Lol. I was riding around with two of my friends all day one day, and me and the other guy that wasn't driving made the driver stop at every store we saw. We stole SO much shit that day. We even went to a kroger to steal motor oil for the car.

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+We stole a fucking 12 pack of red bull. That shit's expensive. We were super energized at the skate park though.

Or you can buy a broken one at a pawn shop or flea market. Then buy a new one at walmart. Swap one for the other, a day or two later return it with original receipt, taking advantage of there no questions asked policy.

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My method:

Wait for a guy to walk out with a new console.
One hit him, take it and run.

One hit: anything that prevents them from stopping you, even a nut kick!