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Bitches gonna hire me coz Im the shit.
Prom King bitches.

I enjoyed this.

Obviously shopped.
You can see a line in it.

But nice!

What are you talking about.. That shit is real.

I would hire your bad ass so fast

Google new position is available for you!: Badass of the century, surving next Souleater! Badass of all eternity.

Please send a real version of that in.

C0FFINCASE wrote:

Please send a real version of that in.

It wouldn't be fair to the other people applying. They wouldn't have a chance.

David Dvorak?

Chad wrote:

David Dvorak?

(Donald or Ronald) Dyorak