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Gangsta Omlett

1.1k views · started by Raivu ·
#1
Gangsta Omlett
I will fight the shit out of you for Cl03y's #1 fan.

I do hope you won’t be disheartened by your sudden, violent, death.
#2
Orly?
well, you'll probably win. I cant bench more than 120 :(
#3
Steroids and vodka
#4
Supra wrote:
Steroids and vodka


Silly.
Your gonna kill yourself.
#5
Well I feel loved this morning. C:
#6
Orly?
well, you'll probably win. I cant bench more than 120 :(


I will rip every little hair out of your prepubescent body, and proceed to saw your nipples off with piano wire while I kiss you on the mouth.
(<3)
#7
Raivu wrote:
I will rip every little hair out of your prepubescent body, and proceed to saw your nipples off with piano wire while I kiss you on the mouth.
(<3)


Dude.....what the fuck?
#8
Taz wrote:
Dude.....what the fuck?


Exactly what I said.
#9
Taz wrote:
Dude.....what the fuck?


is there an issue?
#10
Raivu wrote:
is there an issue?


I don't wanna say the wrong things.
#11
Taz wrote:
I don't wanna say the wrong things.


You can't ever say wrong things, Taz. <3
I know that's not you.
#12
Dude, wtf?
#13
Raivu wrote:
You can't ever say wrong things, Taz. <3
I know that's not you.

This is all slightly eerie, and creepy.
O.O
#14
ccgamer wrote:
This is all slightly eerie, and creepy.
O.O


don't worry, it'll all be over soon.
#15
Raivu wrote:
don't worry, it'll all be over soon.

That sounded like it should be said when someone is tied up in a very dark room.
Just gonna put that out there.
#16
I'm gonna fuck you up, Omlett. I'm gonna dig up your dad, and shove him up your mum and drink your blood from a drinking cup, you fuck.

I'm the biggest fan.
(still love you)
#17
Raivu wrote:
I will rip every little hair out of your prepubescent body, and proceed to saw your nipples off with piano wire while I kiss you on the mouth.
(<3)


thats really kinky o-x;;;

also mafia style right? they kiss their victims before death.
#18
Trikaflo wrote:
thats really kinky o-x;;;

also mafia style right? they kiss their victims before death.

idk, I just think kissing whatever you're injuring, on the mouth, is some nasty shit to do to a motherfucker.
#19
Raivu wrote:
idk, I just think kissing whatever you're injuring, on the mouth, is some nasty shit to do to a motherfucker.


unless they like it.
There are some really messed up fetishes out there o-x...
#20
Raviu and Omlett, you have both already lost. I am the victor. Ask Cloey.
#21
I like this thread.
#22
Chad wrote:
Raviu and Omlett, you have both already lost. I am the victor. Ask Cloey.


Chad, I love you but I am not afraid to fight you.
#23
Raivu wrote:
Chad, I love you but I am not afraid to fight you.


Gun beats fist.
#24
Gun beats fist.

not if that gun is fired up the arse of someone who's idea of "fun" is spending their afternoon building twist tie houses to step on so they feel some sort of power or remote significance in their lives.

But Chad isn't that low. He's a man of power, and definitely a challenge in this race to cl03y's title.
#25
Oh jeez this sure turned interesting quickly. Haha I'm flattered you guys are so awesome. C:
I think when it comes down to it Jeff may actually have the number one fan boy title though. D:
#26
CL0V3R wrote:
Oh jeez this sure turned interesting quickly. Haha I'm flattered you guys are so awesome. C:
I think when it comes down to it Jeff may actually have the number one fan boy title though. D:


bluhhh why? I don't sleep with my tablet every night for no reason!
#27
Raivu wrote:
bluhhh why? I don't sleep with my tablet every night for no reason!


I just sort of figure since we've lived together for three years and he puts up with me... D: You sleep with your tablet every night? Really? : o If so, aw I didn't know it meant that much to you. c:
#28
CL0V3R wrote:
I just sort of figure since we've lived together for three years and he puts up with me... D: You sleep with your tablet every night? Really? : o If so, aw I didn't know it meant that much to you. c:


well know, I don't, ya know. But I do appreciate it. =] And that's right! Jeff! I thought for a minute Chad's real name was jeff since he said he wins.
#29
Everyone stop arguing before I human-centipede every person here.
#30
Gun beats fist.


Not if your playing cod.
#31
Souleater wrote:
Everyone stop arguing before I human-centipede every person here.


Oooooh... Whats that?
#32
I got dibs on #2 then if Jeff has #1.
#33
i got dibs on #15
#34
Taz wrote:
i got tits on #15


fixed. C:
You're welcome :P
#35
How sharp is piano wire?
#36
ccgamer wrote:
How sharp is piano wire?


#37
How could you cut off someones nipple with that?
#38
ccgamer wrote:
How could you cut off someones nipple with that?


by using violent sawing motions with the wire stretched. It's coiled so they act as dull saw blades when moved quickly.
#39
Raivu wrote:
by using violent sawing motions with the wire stretched. It's coiled so they act as dull saw blades when moved quickly.

Dull blade, which would take much longewr, and be more painfull xP
#40
I'm scared .