How to Fuck someone up [TuT]
Facebook and social sites really give us perfect access to this. All you need is what's at your disposal.
**IT IS HIGHLY DISCOURAGED THAT YOU DO THIS TO BREAK SOMEONE UP OR WIN SOMEONE'S HEART**
(Unless they're in an abusive relationship you know is wrong)
WHAT YOU WILL NEED
-Google Chrome
(This als
rks with Firebug on Firefox)
HOW THIS WORKS
Step 1:
Go to the targets facebook. Look at their relationship status and see who they're with. If they're single then look at their friends list and pick out the biggest tool on there.
Step 2:
OPEN A NOTEPAD DOCUMENT
Go to the Tool's facebook page, and right click on his display picture, and click "Inspect Element". You'll get a list of codes at the bottom of the page. The highlighted area will look like this.
Step 3:
Right click the highlighted code and select "Edit as HTML"
Copy the http link to the .jpg picture (http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/255623_938475621345_7184756_n.jpg) and paste it in the notepad document.
Next, lets grab their name. Highlight their name, copy it, and paste it in the notepad document under the jpg link.
Step 4:
Now lets go to our facebook and find a recent message in our inbox.
For example, one from Mom.
Here's what we do. Right click on mom's picture next to the message, and click "Inspect Element" We'll get this again.
But this time we're going to make a few changes.
1. Find the http code with the .jpg link in it. Right click the highlighted code and select "Edit as HTML"
2. Highlight the .jpg link and delete it
3. Open the notepad document with the tools .jpg in it
4. Paste his link in the space Moms link was just in.
Click on the screen and mom's picture should turn into his.
Step 5:
Now right click on mom's name, and click "Inspect Element" again. This is what should be highlighted in the code box at the bottom of the screen.
Where it says "Mom", this is what you do.
1. Highlight "mom" in the code, and Right click the highlighted code and select "Edit as HTML" or "Edit Text" (whichever appears)
2. Delete the name and go to your notepad document
3. Copy the tool's name
4. Paste his name in the spot "mom"s was just in.
Now your message should look like He's the one you're talking with, not your mom.
Step 6:
Right click on the Text that mom typed to you in the message, and click "Inspect Element"
You should see this highlighted at the bottom of the screen in the code box.
If you only got
Step 7:
Right click the message in the code, and click "Edit Text". Delete her whole message, and replace it with what you want HIM to say to you. Make it sound as filthy (but believable) as possible.
**THIS IS WHERE YOU FRAME HIM. PUT HIM IN A BAD SITUATION AND HE'S TALKING/BRAGGING/COMPLAINING TO YOU ABOUT IT**
Step 8:
Right click on your message just beneath his, and click "Inspect Element". Do the same as Step 7, but this time edit your response to what he just said.
**THIS IS WHERE YOU MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A HERO/GOOD GUY**
Step 9:
Close out of the Element Inspector (idk if that's what it's actually called, but click the little "x" in the top corner of the code box at the bottom of the screen)
Screenshot the message that he supposedly sent you
Open Paint, paste the screenshot, and save it.
Step 10:
Send the screenshot to whoever you're trying to earn respect with or win over, and tell them that you disagree with what this person said to you, and you felt they should know about it.
Step 11:
Wallow in your new friendship status with whoever you wanted respect from.
Happy Hauntings, everyone.
-Raivu
**IT IS HIGHLY DISCOURAGED THAT YOU DO THIS TO BREAK SOMEONE UP OR WIN SOMEONE'S HEART**
(Unless they're in an abusive relationship you know is wrong)
WHAT YOU WILL NEED
-Google Chrome
(This als
rks with Firebug on Firefox)HOW THIS WORKS
Step 1:
Go to the targets facebook. Look at their relationship status and see who they're with. If they're single then look at their friends list and pick out the biggest tool on there.
Step 2:
OPEN A NOTEPAD DOCUMENT
Go to the Tool's facebook page, and right click on his display picture, and click "Inspect Element". You'll get a list of codes at the bottom of the page. The highlighted area will look like this.
<img class="photo img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/255623_938475621345_7184756_n.jpg" alt="Tool" id="profile_pic">Step 3:
Right click the highlighted code and select "Edit as HTML"
Copy the http link to the .jpg picture (http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/255623_938475621345_7184756_n.jpg) and paste it in the notepad document.
Next, lets grab their name. Highlight their name, copy it, and paste it in the notepad document under the jpg link.
Step 4:
Now lets go to our facebook and find a recent message in our inbox.
For example, one from Mom.
Here's what we do. Right click on mom's picture next to the message, and click "Inspect Element" We'll get this again.
<img class="photo img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/266873_93856971085_7956756_n.jpg" alt="Mom" id="profile_pic">But this time we're going to make a few changes.
1. Find the http code with the .jpg link in it. Right click the highlighted code and select "Edit as HTML"
2. Highlight the .jpg link and delete it
3. Open the notepad document with the tools .jpg in it
4. Paste his link in the space Moms link was just in.
Click on the screen and mom's picture should turn into his.
Step 5:
Now right click on mom's name, and click "Inspect Element" again. This is what should be highlighted in the code box at the bottom of the screen.
<a class="GBThreadMessageRow_AuthorLink" href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=123075195847638">Mom</a>Where it says "Mom", this is what you do.
1. Highlight "mom" in the code, and Right click the highlighted code and select "Edit as HTML" or "Edit Text" (whichever appears)
2. Delete the name and go to your notepad document
3. Copy the tool's name
4. Paste his name in the spot "mom"s was just in.
Now your message should look like He's the one you're talking with, not your mom.
Step 6:
Right click on the Text that mom typed to you in the message, and click "Inspect Element"
You should see this highlighted at the bottom of the screen in the code box.
<div class="GBThreadMessageRow_Body_Content">
Hey sweetheart, it's been a while. how have you been holding up at your new apartment?
</div>If you only got
<div class="GBThreadMessageRow_Body_Content">Step 7:
Right click the message in the code, and click "Edit Text". Delete her whole message, and replace it with what you want HIM to say to you. Make it sound as filthy (but believable) as possible.
**THIS IS WHERE YOU FRAME HIM. PUT HIM IN A BAD SITUATION AND HE'S TALKING/BRAGGING/COMPLAINING TO YOU ABOUT IT**
Step 8:
Right click on your message just beneath his, and click "Inspect Element". Do the same as Step 7, but this time edit your response to what he just said.
**THIS IS WHERE YOU MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A HERO/GOOD GUY**
Step 9:
Close out of the Element Inspector (idk if that's what it's actually called, but click the little "x" in the top corner of the code box at the bottom of the screen)
Screenshot the message that he supposedly sent you
Open Paint, paste the screenshot, and save it.
Step 10:
Send the screenshot to whoever you're trying to earn respect with or win over, and tell them that you disagree with what this person said to you, and you felt they should know about it.
Step 11:
Wallow in your new friendship status with whoever you wanted respect from.
Happy Hauntings, everyone.
-Raivu
