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I have a sister named Wendy.

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#1
I have a sister named Wendy.
And if you asked her if I was weird, she'd probably say, "Yeah." But that's backwards. Cause she's weird.

Cause she has, like, a husband, and two children. And they have a family photo on top of their VCR, where they're all lookin' slightly to the left.

As though somethin' is going on over there.

The camera is right in front of you.

But I guess something happened to the left, that made everybody happy.

Except my sister is crosseyed.

So on eye is right on.
#2
Dude, weird
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---------- Post added at 11:17 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:14 PM ----------

Kain wrote:
And if you asked her if I was weird, she'd probably say, "Yeah." But that's backwards. Because she's weird.

Because she has, like, a husband, and two children. And they have a family photo on top of their VCR, where they're all lookin' slightly to the left.

As though somethin' is going on over there.

The camera is right in front of you.

But I guess something happened to the left, that made everybody happy.

Except my sister is crosseyed.

So one eye is right on.

Fixed. .
#3
Kain wrote:
And if you asked her if I was weird, she'd probably say, "Yeah." But that's backwards. 'Cause she's weird.

Cause she has, like, a husband, and two children. And they have a family photo on top of their VCR, where they're all lookin' slightly to the left.

As though somethin' is going on over there.

The camera is right in front of you.

But I guess something happened to the left, that made everybody happy.

Except my sister is crosseyed.

So one eye is right on.


You fixed the first part wrong.
#4
you were describing her
#5
I was typing with an accent.
The ' denotes that I have removed the usual 'be' from the beginning of the word.
#6
I've seen that stand up
#7
C0FFINCASE wrote:
I've seen that stand up

Mitch Hedberg is a genius.
#8
Kain wrote:
Mitch Hedberg is a genius.


Tosh is a genius I saw him and some one else preform live a week or so ago, though Tosh wasn't preforming really. It was a speaker series, he did a lot of stand up stuff but he did a huge amount of interaction with the audience. He was amazing.
#9
The Tosh.0 Tosh?
#10
Kain wrote:
The Tosh.0 Tosh?


Yeah man. He was a comic before Tosh.0
He was born close to where I go to school and even opened for someone a few years back at our homecoming.