Can Anyone Please...

Loan me 18 dollars via Paypal please!
Its very urgent!
Its and emergency!
I need $18 and I dont get paid until 1 month!
Please help!
I will pay back as soo. as possible but please help!
Even just a little but help me get the money.
I'll give you 100k lg if I have to just to loan me the money.

where not giving you money to buy a minecraft account

Its not for minecraft!
Its an
emergency!

ok tell me what it is
and if its an emergency ill give you the money.

What is the emergency. I doubt its even that big.

inb4 mymomisdieingineed18dollarstopayforfuneral.

My emergency is that I have a little situation going on between me and a guy. We are trading and I have $10 ready but I need $18 dollars more to complete and
if i dont have the money by tomorrow, he will forget about
me and sell it to someone else!
I dont wanna lose my trade.
Please help.
I will pay back as soon as possible.
Please.

---------- Post added at 11:06 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:05 PM ----------

@Taz: If that were even true, that wouldn't even be funny.

Christian wrote:

My emergency is that I have a little situation going on between me and a guy. We are trading and I have $10 ready but I need $18 dollars more to complete and
if i dont have the money by tomorrow, he will forget about
me and sell it to someone else!
I dont wanna lose my trade.
Please help.
I will pay back as soon as possible.
Please.

---------- Post added at 11:06 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:05 PM ----------

@Taz: If that were even true, that wouldn't even be funny.

Thats a huge emergency that you had to make 2 threads about.
If you don't have enough money cancel the fucking trade. No point no one is going to give 18$ for no reason.

The extra thread was accident.
My mobile lagged and made two.

Christian wrote:

The extra thread was accident.
My mobile lagged and made two.

They both say 2 different things tho...

First :

Loan me $18 via Paypal.

I need it really fast.

I will pay you back in a month. 

Its an emergency please.

I need it.

Please help.

Its an emergency!

Please!

Second :

Loan me 18 dollars via Paypal please!

Its very urgent!

Its and emergency!

I need $18 and I dont get paid until 1 month!

Please help!

I will pay back as soo. as possible but please help!

Even just a little but help me get the money.

I'll give you 100k lg if I have to just to loan me the money.

I made the thread, it lagged and I though the thread wasnt made so I made another.
Accidents happen.

Christian wrote:

I made the thread, it lagged and I though the thread wasnt made so I made another.
Accidents happen.

I've never made an accident in my life.

oh really?

Christian wrote:

oh really?

Yes .

thats not an emergency.