Guyyyyyss :(

There is a tornado 20 miles away from me

Hope you end up okay.

Blow it away.

run like hell.

Last time there was a tornado that close it was 15 miles away and I was sitting on my driveway in a chair with my neighbors and we were waiting for something to happen.

Well, aren't you lucky?

head to the basement and cover your neck, hide under a matress or perhaps a tarp.

Run really fast in circles the opposite way the tornado is spinning and make your own to counter act the one heading at you.(This may require lot's of red bull)

Punch that shit in the mouth

Trikaflo wrote:

head to the basement and cover your neck, hide under a matress or perhaps a tarp.

yes just your neck.

inb4 shellzfliesinairandbecomessuperman.

Rape it with a rake, and kill it with fire.

how bout someone give him real advice to survive instead of jokes....
js , i dont have any advice cause i never dealt with a tornado and dont know how to
but if anyone does they should probably tell him...

~Chaos~ wrote:

how bout someone give him real advice to survive instead of jokes....
js , i dont have any advice cause i never dealt with a tornado and dont know how to
but if anyone does they should probably tell him...

Obviously its not worrying him that much cause if it was he would not be on the computer.