A little help?

An hour ago my rectum started bleeding.

I've already filled up a bucket and had to poor it out.

If the bucket held 2,376 milliliters, and when I began bleeding I had 6 liters of blood, how long do I have until I bleed out entirely?

Enjoi wrote:

An hour ago my rectum started bleeding.

I've already filled up a bucket and had to poor it out.

If the bucket held 2,376 milliliters, and when I began bleeding I had 6 liters of blood, how long do I have until I bleed out entirely?

Put the penis back in it.

Taz wrote:

Put the penis back in it.

you and penises

I could really use some help here, time is probably an issue,.

2.52525253 hours
what do I get?

I donno.

I'm dying either way though, so THAT's good.

edit:

OMG I tried what Taz said and it stopped bleeding!

Why was it bleeding in the first place? And common sense goto the the fucking doctors/hospital lol.

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I read this. By my guess this isn't legit, so I don't think my advice would be of any use.

._. wow .

1 man 1 jar I take it?

Baditude wrote:

1 man 1 jar I take it?

You're dumb, he said it was a bucket, not a jar.

What caused the bleeding? That's what I was talking about chief.