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Advice now

1.1k views · started by Christian ·
#1
Advice now
Im goin out with this girl(not the asian chick.. She turned out to be a whore) She wants me to call her, but i fell like im gonna throw up..
What should I do!!
EDIT:
And thanks everyone for the advice..
I called her, explained how I felt, and WAM I feel great..
: )
#2
Christian wrote:
Im goin out with this girl(not the asian chick.. She turned out to be a whore) She wants me to call her, but i fell like im gonna throw up..
What should I do!!


drink a lot of milk (for the vitamin D) than call her.
also, do not put your left hand on your penis while you call her.
#3
well man if u like her stay with her in my opinion, but if something won't feel right when your with her. Like if your around a crowd of people and if half that crowd has been in her before you.. I would straight up tell her sorry this is not going to work.
#4
Gangsta Omlett wrote:
drink a lot of milk (for the vitamin D) than call her.
also, do not put your left hand on your penis while you call her.


Lol wut?
#5
Calm down, take a deep breath, drink something, then just call her. Lol
If it has nothing to do with being nervous as to why you're feeling sick, just tell her why you didn't call her tomorrow.
#6
CL0V3R wrote:
Calm down, take a deep breath, drink something, then just call her. Lol
If it has nothing to do with being nervous as to why you're feeling sick, just tell her why you didn't call her tomorrow.


This does not go over well, I assure you.
#7
Eli wrote:
This does not go over well, I assure you.


If she's worth your time it is. ;D
#8
Hylloviand wrote:
well man if u like her stay with her in my opinion, but if something won't feel right when your with her. Like if your around a crowd of people and if half that crowd has been in her before you.. I would straight up tell her sorry this is not going to work.


What the fuck are you talking about?

@Chrischin : Call her and say your feeling see that you want to see her tomorrow.
#9
Call her. Like an ordinary friend.
Or don't call her. And lose her forever.
#10
Taz wrote:
What the fuck are you talking about?

@Chrischin : Call her and say your feeling see that you want to see her tomorrow.


Simple what im saying. GOOD BYE IF ITS AIN'T RIGHT.. WELCOME BACK IF IT IS
#11
Hylloviand wrote:
Simple what im saying. GOOD BYE IF ITS AIN'T RIGHT.. WELCOME BACK IF IT IS


Did you even read the first post.
He said he felt like throwing up not if she was the right girl or not.
#12
Tell her you need to throw up.
And blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
#13
I lol'd

Nervousness is a sign of weakness.
Or compassion.
Same thing.
#14
Martin wrote:
Tell her you need to throw up.
And blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.


LOL
10char
#15
Glad it went well mate. <3
#16
Listen well kid, and follow these steps:
-Don't call
-Tomorrow, wait for her to leave her house(hide in the bushes)
-K.O. her with a chloroform soaked cloth
-Take to hideout
-Rape
-Kill
-Rape
-Burn
-Rape
-Throw the body to the river
-Burn any other remaining evidence
#17
Smash her teeth, and dissolve her fingerprints as well.

If possible, slice open a few places on her skin so gases don't build-up, so she won't float to the top of the water.
#18
fingerprints are burnt, but I must admit I forgot about dental records.
#19
Dissolving, burning.
Whichever works.