New sotw

Not sure if you guys noticed.
Or if it's just me being bored and paranoid.

Christian wrote:

Your sleeping. This is all a dream.. On the countof three you will wake up.. You are a hobo who lives on the street.. You might as well stay asleep.

No.
I'm a horse, with an oxygen mask shoved into its brain cavity, that is having its internal fluids sucked out by a polar bear.

Question; Do we post our submissions in the thread or do we PM it to you?

If only there was a thumbs down button.