Just walked in on my girlfriend with an unfortunate fellow named Adam
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Just walked in on my girlfriend with an unfortunate fellow named Adam
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Somebody is gonna get cut.
Fucking murder him? I mean, kill? I mean... yeah, murder.
My brothers name was Adam and he went to see a girl and hasn't been back since....
What the hell Raviu D:
What the hell Raviu D:
She cheated for a reason.
kill the bitch.
and the girl.
bury under the bathtub
and the girl.
bury under the bathtub
Cut off his penis and cut off her boobs. Then no one can have fun. It's a win win situation.
Agreeing with lady gag, kill the unfaithful bitch too
Honestly women will cheat for no reason other than there is a dude in the room to fuck.
Having been "Adam" sometimes all you got to do is be around kiss her once and you're off to the races cause she feels like having sex.
Is it cool? Not really. Sometimes you just don't care.
Having been "Adam" sometimes all you got to do is be around kiss her once and you're off to the races cause she feels like having sex.
Is it cool? Not really. Sometimes you just don't care.
C0FFINCASE wrote:Honestly women will cheat for no reason other than there is a dude in the room to fuck.
Having been "Adam" sometimes all you got to do is be around kiss her once and you're off to the races cause she feels like having sex.
Is it cool? Not really. Sometimes you just don't care.
I call bullshit on that, only skeevy insecure bitches do things like that because they have low self esteem and validate themselves based on how much attention they get.
Not all women are down to fuck the first guy who shows them affection. If anyone tried that shit on me in RL, I'd probably hit them.
Especially because I have a boyfriend that is like my best friend.
Some women don't really see men as more than just a boyfriend or a fuck toy, but you really have to understand... Being a little slut is hurting other people, it's fucked up and uncool.
@Raivu:
I'm sorry about that dude.
She wasn't worth it anyways and I'm sure you can do hella better.
Also make sure to be mad at her too, don't let her try to get off with some stupid excuses.
I don't even know what to say, I would probably kill myself...shit.
CL0V3R wrote:I call bullshit on that, only skeevy insecure bitches do things like that because they have low self esteem and validate themselves based on how much attention they get.
Not all women are down to fuck the first guy who shows them affection. If anyone tried that shit on me in RL, I'd probably hit them.
Especially because I have a boyfriend that is like my best friend.
Some women don't really see men as more than just a boyfriend or a fuck toy, but you really have to understand... Being a little slut is hurting other people, it's fucked up and uncool.
All I know is that three engaged women have slept with me and then told me several months into a relationship they were engaged, broke things off with me, and then slept with me more. An C0ffin didn't do jack to provoke it. They meet me, with in a month or so they start hanging out with me, they come over, sex, relationship, revelation, break up, sex, anger, sex, ect.
I'm by no stretch a ladies man and I'm not saying all women are whores. A lot of the women I seem to meet are, which influences my opinion of a lot of women but not all. Does C0ffin have meaningful relationships with women? Yes. Does C0ffin pursue them currently? No. Why? Cause bitches cut into C0ffin's playing guitar time and C0ffin only gets so much between guitar and school and that is never enough for women.
C0ffin does need first person. C0ffin pities the fool.
I'm actually not a huge womanizer with no morals that just sleep with women. I believe in serious relationship and all of that wonderful healthy stuff but because the dating culture of my age group can be broken down into "You need to have a relationship", "After one date you are together", "You need to go straight to sex", "You date one person", and "At 20 you need to date seriously and be searching for the one".
All of that is bullshit and the reason we have such a high divorce rate. Ultimately most people at 20 are looking for sex but want to justify their slutty intent behind a "relationship" and I'm not going to perpetuate any of that bull shit so they can feel good about about themselves for sleeping with me on the second date.
None of which applies to Rai's situation here. Beat the asshole, yell at the woman, and move on. Life sucks sometimes. Sorry, man.
Sell your girlfriend to a pimp, then tell the pimp that Adam fucked her.
Now all should be right.
Now all should be right.
Go 4 guys 1 screwdriver on his ass.
That must suck, Sorry Raivu.
coffin, I have put up with this long enough, but your 'knowledge' of women is severely lacking. You are ignorant when it comes to sex, and to be honest I think half the shit is stuff you make up since none of it is anything i've ever experienced. The fact that you base your lies of having sex every day off your severely flawed ideals of women and sex only further proves your inexperience and your hastiness to cover things up and make yourself look better, and to be honest it's not cool even if it is true. It's a shitty way to think, and you're the scum that is making americans look bad.
Minora wrote:coffin, I have put up with this long enough, but your 'knowledge' of women is severely lacking. You are ignorant when it comes to sex, and to be honest I think half the shit is stuff you make up since none of it is anything i've ever experienced. The fact that you base your lies of having sex every day off your severely flawed ideals of women and sex only further proves your inexperience and your hastiness to cover things up and make yourself look better, and to be honest it's not cool even if it is true. It's a shitty way to think, and you're the scum that is making americans look bad.
just because you haven't experienced it dosent mean he didn't.
Yeah Minora, Coffin never Experienced Gay sex. But you did. it really doesn't make a difference?
Gangsta Omlett wrote:just because you haven't experienced it dosent mean he didn't.
True but sometimes I have to say coffin comes off as a bit of a misogynist. (No offense Coffin)
Honestly I think he has a shitty view of women. Regardless people base their understanding off the experiences they've had I suppose.
Though I have to admit it does sometimes bug me to the extent of which he bad mouths women.
Then again I understand this is the internet.
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0 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:29 PM ----------Jay wrote:Yeah Minora, Coffin never Experienced Gay sex. But you did. it really doesn't make a difference?
Also Jay, what the heck does that have to do with anything?
Like that had nothing to do with the topic at hand. Lol
JY, and Read Gangsta Post, it possibly refers to Minoras Post.
CL0V3R wrote:True but sometimes I have to say coffin comes off as a bit of a misogynist. (No offense Coffin)
Honestly I think he has a shitty view of women. Regardless people base their understanding off the experiences they've had I suppose.
Though I have to admit it does sometimes bug me to the extent of which he bad mouths women.
Then again I understand this is the internet.
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Also Jay, what the heck does that have to do with anything?
Like that had nothing to do with the topic at hand. Lol
I must be a misogynist as well then. In nearly all of my relationships I find out game breaking shit that she's done such as "went bowling with a friend whom I warned her was gonna hit on her then she comes back saying that they kissed because she felt sorry for him." Or even the classic "Well you were in the hospital and I didn't want you worry about me so I went and fucked around with some other dude" or even....well you get the picture. Yes there are chill guys and girls that can deal with a serious relationship, but sadly there are a shitton more girls and guys that'd jump ship for the next "upgrade" or because they weren't getting enough attention they crave.
I don't think Coffin was calling all girls slutty either, just speaking it how it is.
bitches be crazy, they should stay in the kitchen.
Torian wrote:I must be a misogynist as well then. In nearly all of my relationships I find out game breaking shit that she's done such as "went bowling with a friend whom I warned her was gonna hit on her then she comes back saying that they kissed because she felt sorry for him." Or even the classic "Well you were in the hospital and I didn't want you worry about me so I went and fucked around with some other dude" or even....well you get the picture. Yes there are chill guys and girls that can deal with a serious relationship, but sadly there are a shitton more girls and guys that'd jump ship for the next "upgrade" or because they weren't getting enough attention they crave.
I don't think Coffin was calling all girls slutty either, just speaking it how it is.
I was also referring to every other post he's said something about women, not specifically this one. Lol
But I do agree there really are some chicks who aren't ready and can't emotionally handle relationships just like there are some guys that are the exact same way.
I don't really think it's a gender thing, just an maturity thing. I suppose it just gets annoy to hear all the time how all women in the world are bitches and cheating whores.
Funny thing is I never hear about that stuff in RL just on the interwebs.
CL0V3R wrote:I was also referring to every other post he's said something about women, not specifically this one. Lol
But I do agree there really are some chicks who aren't ready and can't emotionally handle relationships just like there are some guys that are the exact same way.
I don't really think it's a gender thing, just an maturity thing. I suppose it just gets annoy to hear all the time how all women in the world are bitches and cheating whores.
Funny thing is I never hear about that stuff in RL just on the interwebs.
Because 90% of the internet is butthurt.
Torian wrote:I must be a misogynist as well then. In nearly all of my relationships I find out game breaking shit that she's done such as "went bowling with a friend whom I warned her was gonna hit on her then she comes back saying that they kissed because she felt sorry for him." Or even the classic "Well you were in the hospital and I didn't want you worry about me so I went and fucked around with some other dude" or even....well you get the picture. Yes there are chill guys and girls that can deal with a serious relationship, but sadly there are a shitton more girls and guys that'd jump ship for the next "upgrade" or because they weren't getting enough attention they crave.
I don't think Coffin was calling all girls slutty either, just speaking it how it is.
I wasn't. I think we missed several key phrases in my posts.
Also it is the internet and I'm pretty fond of sarcasm and hyperbole. I mean there were jokes in there and a Mr. T quote. You can't take it all that seriously.
All I know is that three engaged women have slept with me and then told me several months into a relationship they were engaged, broke things off with me, and then slept with me more. An C0ffin didn't do jack to provoke it. They meet me, with in a month or so they start hanging out with me, they come over, sex, relationship, revelation, break up, sex, anger, sex, ect.
I'm by no stretch a ladies man and I'm not saying all women are whores. A lot of the women I seem to meet are, which influences my opinion of a lot of women but not all. Does C0ffin have meaningful relationships with women? Yes. Does C0ffin pursue them currently? No. Why? Cause bitches cut into C0ffin's playing guitar time and C0ffin only gets so much between guitar and school and that is never enough for women.
C0ffin does need first person. C0ffin pities the fool.
I'm actually not a huge womanizer with no morals that just sleep with women. I believe in serious relationship and all of that wonderful healthy stuff but because the dating culture of my age group can be broken down into "You need to have a relationship", "After one date you are together", "You need to go straight to sex", "You date one person", and "At 20 you need to date seriously and be searching for the one".
All of that is bullshit and the reason we have such a high divorce rate. Ultimately most people at 20 are looking for sex but want to justify their slutty intent behind a "relationship" and I'm not going to perpetuate any of that bull shit so they can feel good about about themselves for sleeping with me on the second date.
I go to a school that for several years has been in the top 3 party school and was the 1 for awhile. Aside from that I go play music in bars till 1 in the morning and hang out with the social groups people look down on. Most of my friends do drugs, and they are usually the ones that introduce me to girls. I mean if you didn't pick up on the fact I'd had a few rough relationships from the fact I found out on three occasions the girl I was dating was engaged or considering proposal or shortly became engaged to the guy she was cheating on with me, you missed something. By the same token I deserved the way those turned out cause I was pretty much dating women of ill-repute and knew it from the start. Actually I constantly attract that type of relationship because when I meet people with problems I want desperately to help them and quite often put myself through hell trying to only to come up hurt and broken.
Believe it or not, I'd rather meet a classy woman who after one date didn't send me a relationship request on FB(then act like it constitutes marriage) after the first date and then didn't proceed to keep me on the phone for three hours and text me constantly, I have yet to do so. I have close female friends who I know are mature classy individuals that I respect deeply. In general I tend to be a romantic and gentleman t
men I respect but like I said, those usually turn out friends and I end up dealing with emotionally undeveloped kids that either can't handle a relationship or want sex. My views of the youth culture are based on even the experiences on my female friends that aren't fluzzies and they agree with me. And that doesn't just mean women, men are the same way. Men are even more of animals but for some reason society is more accepting of that, though its obviously not right.
I mean hypothetically if you, Cl0v3r were to meet me in person, just to meet me/hang out/do lunch/however you wish to phrase it I'd end up paying for dinner and wine at a nice Italian restaurant and opened doors and the whole nine yards just out of decency because that's the way I treat women.
tltr:
I only meet and have relationships with girls and whores because I hang out with "bad crowds", if I met a woman who didn't just want to be my friend I might not have such strong negative opinions about women. Lots of which are exaggerated and sarcastic. I still hold my view of dating culture and it applies to both sexes.
Also we were discussing women, not men so I only talked about women. If you asked me about men I'm not any nicer.
I just hate how righteous people seem and then do something completely backwards such as cheating :/ But luckily for me I got to a point where if I ever enter an unfavorable situation again, it wouldn't break me down like before. Tatsuuld testify that it's hard for me to let go after breakups >_>
uld testify that it's hard for me to let go after breakups >_>C0FFINCASE wrote:I wasn't. I think we missed several key phrases in my posts.
Also it is the internet and I'm pretty fond of sarcasm and hyperbole. I mean there were jokes in there and a Mr. T quote. You can't take it all that seriously.
I go to a school that for several years has been in the top 3 party school and was the 1 for awhile. Aside from that I go play music in bars till 1 in the morning and hang out with the social groups people look down on. Most of my friends do drugs, and they are usually the ones that introduce me to girls. I mean if you didn't pick up on the fact I'd had a few rough relationships from the fact I found out on three occasions the girl I was dating was engaged or considering proposal or shortly became engaged to the guy she was cheating on with me, you missed something.
Believe it or not, I'd rather meet a classy chick who after one date didn't send me a relationship request on FB(then act like it constitutes marriage) after the first date and then didn't proceed to keep me on the phone for three hours and text me constantly, I have yet to do so. I have close female friends who I know are mature classy individuals that I respect deeply. In general I tend to be a romantic and gentleman t
My views of the youth culture are based on even the experiences on my female friends that aren't fluzzies and they agree with me. And that doesn't just mean women, men are the same way. Men are even more of animals but for some reason society is more accepting of that, though its obviously not right.
I mean hypothetically if you, Cl0v3r were to meet me in person, just to meet me/hang out/do lunch/however you wish to phrase it I'd end up paying for dinner and wine at a nice Italian restaurant and opened doors and the whole nine yards just out of decency because that's the way I treat women.
Well that's good to know, how ever it would be an interesting meeting because I tend to try and act like a gentlemen more than a lady myself.
I take to opening doors for other's and like paying for other people's dinners. Well I'm glad you made it clear how you feel about things, it really helps me understand where you're coming from. I suppose I took some things you said too personally and I apologize. I have to realize that you don't mean all women, just a lot of the ones you've encountered. I think people like that really give women that crappy stereotypical view. I suppose it bothers me when people go on about how women are heartless bitches when it's really people who can be heartless regardless of gender. Also I think I just hate being lumped in with that female populous because a part of me really doesn't identify as being female, or wanting to be completely seen as such. I really do enjoy the idea of a nice night on the town, where I hold the doors open, or pull out someone's chair. Not that I don't like it the other way around mind you, how ever I think it's fun to give a guy equal treatment.
And you missed what i said, most of the shit you post is so incredulous and out there that it sounds like complete, utter bullshit. just like this one
Torian wrote:I just hate how righteous people seem and then do something completely backwards such as cheating :/ But luckily for me I got to a point where if I ever enter an unfavorable situation again, it wouldn't break me down like before. Tatsu
Isn't it for every one?
I still talk to girls that otherwise left me a mangled shell of a man.
Torian wrote:I just hate how righteous people seem and then do something completely backwards such as cheating :/ But luckily for me I got to a point where if I ever enter an unfavorable situation again, it wouldn't break me down like before. Tatsu
Personally cheating is wrong regardless of who does it. I think if you feel like cheating on your partner you need to sit down and have a serious talk to them about what you feel is lacking. Also I think it's better to break up with someone than cheat on them. I hating being cheated on, it sucks dick.
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C0FFINCASE wrote:Isn't it for every one?
I still talk to girls that otherwise left me a mangled shell of a man.
I think that happens to everyone again regardless of gender.
Seriously, getting cheated on sucks.
Especially as a girl when you hear something like "I just wanted to fuck someone who's vagina isn't broken."
(Because sometimes sex is hella painful cause of my endometriosis.)
Shit like that sucks hard core.