So today

Me and my gf went to go eat breakfast...
soon after i got horny ass fuck and wanted to bang her
so we went to an abandon house down the street
we were trying to find a way to get in so i was like fuck it it's all barred let's do it in the backyard.
so we were making out for a bit i put my sweater on the floor.
and she was on her knees about to give me head when all of a sudden 3 cops show up
one with a gun pointing at us put your hands in the air
i was shitting bricks since my pants were almost all the way down..
so they search me and find my box of condoms and just laugh at me
they're all like minors having sex in public?
i was like fucking asshole my gf was scared since We thought they were gonna tell our parents the guy kept taunting me saying i was gonna get arrested... soon after she was just telling them we were making out and to let us go so the cop's like your skinny jean's are too tight that should be illegal like my friend over here so the other cop laughs and they just laughed at me for a while and let us go...
I was laughing my ass of for a bit thinking wow did that just happen?
and ya... that way my day

inb4ool story bro
tl;dr

LOL. (: your lucky the cops didn't told your parents about it.

Glad you thought so.

@ enzero i know i was like this is fucked up i just wanna fuck and they caught me D:

Ever got their names?

Did that first post say anything? All I saw was I wanna be the center of LG's attention by talking about my wannabe badass sex life.

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I did my girlfriend(now ex) in the park's bathroom. Long story. Cops showed up. Nothing happened, because they couldn't come in, legally.

Google wrote:

Ever got their names?

Nah just her last name.

@boobearsh just wanted to talk about my day and see if that's ever happened to you guys.
and the park bathroom?
that's even more sick than an abandoned house I'm pretty sure bums sleep and take shit's there.

Master wrote:

Nah just her last name.

@boobearsh just wanted to talk about my day and see if that's ever happened to you guys.
and the park bathroom?
that's even more sick than an abandoned house I'm pretty sure bums sleep and take shit's there.

Uh no, it was quite clean actually. Park bathroom is actually really nice... lol.

Master wrote:

Nah just her last name.

@boobearsh just wanted to talk about my day and see if that's ever happened to you guys.
and the park bathroom?
that's even more sick than an abandoned house I'm pretty sure bums sleep and take shit's there.

pretty sure more than bums take shits in it.

BooBearSH wrote:

Did that first post say anything? All I saw was I wanna be the center of LG's attention by talking about my wannabe badass sex life.

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I did my girlfriend(now ex) in the park's bathroom. Long story. Cops showed up. Nothing happened, because they couldn't come in, legally.

You're act just like lady gaga.

Minora wrote:

inb4ool story bro
tl;dr

cool story bro