I...

...have a degree. A piece of paper that says I'm more qualified at stuff than you and forces people to give me more money for doing stuff.

in what may i ask?

Gangsta Omlett wrote:

in what may i ask?

Doin' yer mom.

C0FFINCASE wrote:

...have a degree. A piece of paper that says I'm more qualified at stuff than you and forces people to give me more money for doing stuff.

I have 4 diplomas signed by the military and endorsed by the president, i also have a secret security clearance. You sir have just been one-upped.

C0FFINCASE wrote:

...have a degree. A piece of paper that says I'm more qualified at stuff than you and forces people to give me more money for doing stuff.

~Souleater~ wrote:

I have 4 diplomas signed by the military and endorsed by the president, i also have a secret security clearance. You sir have just been one-upped.

~Souleater~ wrote:

I have 4 diplomas signed by the military and endorsed by the president, i also have a secret security clearance. You sir have just been one-upped.

It almost meant something.

stapled wrote:

I want a college degree. T-T military shit means nothing. the only skill i have gotten from the military is to run around and yell at 18 year old kids and fuck them up. thats about it.

Congratulations

I get paid $35 an hour for playing wii and ping pong with kids all day and playing tf2 all night.

But grats on the slip of paper bro.

Torian wrote:

I get paid $35 an hour for playing wii and ping pong with kids all day and playing tf2 all night.

But grats on the slip of paper bro.

You also pay $9 for a sandwich so...........

Torian wrote:

I get paid $35 an hour for playing wii and ping pong with kids all day and playing tf2 all night.

But grats on the slip of paper bro.

Luckiest person in this thread.

Defy wrote:

You also pay $9 for a sandwich so...........

And $10 for a Zinger combo wif fries and purple drank

Torian wrote:

I get paid $35 an hour for playing wii and ping pong with kids all day and playing tf2 all night.

But grats on the slip of paper bro.

~Souleater~ wrote:

I have 4 diplomas signed by the military and endorsed by the president, i also have a secret security clearance. You sir have just been one-upped.

Political Science.
This is degree one. I have six years of school to go and every two years from this point I will earn a degree.The last two of which will be a MBA and Phd in Law. At which point I'll work for about ten to twenty years and retire by the time I'm forty, unless Obama takes all my money.