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I hate dogs.

999 views · started by La Vie Cruelle ·
#1
I hate dogs.
So my dad's little pregnant mutt decides to watch me sweep and mop the living room.
I had the front door open the whole time because it is nice and cool outside.
She sits in her bed about 4 feet from the door and watches.
I finish and sit down, then get up to get a drink.

Come back and there is a puddle of dog piss in the middle of the freshly cleaned floor and a preggo dog with the, "please don't kick me, master" look on her face.

I hate fucking animals.
#2
Lmao good doggy ;o
#3
I hate that word. Master. It pisses me off.
#4
Xoom wrote:
Lmao good doggy ;o


Fuck that little bitch. She is out once she hands over the little money bags. AKC registered chihuahua, meet your fucking maker.
#5
Owned By A Dog. :)
#6
La Vie Cruelle wrote:
Fuck that little bitch. She is out once she hands over the little money bags. AKC registered chihuahua, meet your fucking maker.


well your dog needs training obviously
#7
Xoom wrote:
well your dog needs training obviously


No. It's the other way around. LVC needs to learn self control.
#8
with a little guidance yeh
#9
That's old news Chad.
#10
Xoom wrote:
well your dog needs training obviously

Not my dog, I hate all animals. I have no patients for animals.

@Chad - Self control? What is this? BLASPHEMY! I do not have such things hold me back.
#11
How's your bird? Or was it a squirrel.
#12
Defy wrote:
How's your bird?


What bird? That squirrel? I gave him away. Bastard annoyed me to death. I hate when my family drops unwanted pets on me because they can't take care of them.
#13
La Vie Cruelle wrote:
What bird? That squirrel? I gave him away. Bastard annoyed me to death. I hate when my family drops unwanted pets on me because they can't take care of them.


I never knew squirrels were pets o.o
#14
Taz wrote:
I never knew squirrels were pets o.o


It was one of those nocturnal flying squirrels. My sister bought him and then dumped him on me because she couldn't take care of it anymore. Kept me up every night. They are illegal in most of Louisiana so it was almost impossible to get rid of him. -.-
#15
I love dogs cept your kinds.
Hate those annoying rats.
#16
Google wrote:
I love dogs cept your kinds.
Hate those annoying rats.


i have a French Britney
awesome dog^^^^^^
#17
Google wrote:
I love dogs cept your kinds.
Hate those annoying rats.

They are useless little wimps indeed.
#18
dude your lucky you didnt have a cat. I hate cats. they cough furry balls all over the places it freaking nasty
#19
mustafa716 wrote:
dude your lucky you didnt have a cat. I hate cats. they cough furry balls all over the places it freaking nasty


That's because you don't take care of it correctly.
#20
mustafa716 wrote:
dude your lucky you didnt have a cat. I hate cats. they cough furry balls all over the places it freaking nasty


I have 2 cats. I like cats. Mine pretty much take care of themselves, and live outside. Probably why I love them so much... All I have to do is occasionally give them a bowl a food that they refuse to eat because they caught a rat/squirrel/fish out the pond... >_>;
#21
mustafa716 wrote:
dude your lucky you didnt have a cat. I hate cats. they cough furry balls all over the places it freaking nasty


I've never had that problem with my cat, suggestion, don't get a long haired cat.
Also I think cats are less annoying than dogs if you get a very mild temper cat.
I can't handle animals that need my attention 24/7 then will eat my computer cord, laptop charger, chew up all my stuff animals, then piss on the floor if they don't get it. D<
#22
CL0V3R wrote:
I've never had that problem with my cat, suggestion, don't get a long haired cat.
Also I think cats are less annoying than dogs if you get a very mild temper cat.
I can't handle animals that need my attention 24/7 then will eat my computer cord, laptop charger, chew up all my stuff animals, then piss on the floor if they don't get it. D<

YES! EXACTLY!

I hate needy animals. I can't always be there for them.
#23
La Vie Cruelle wrote:
YES! EXACTLY!

I hate needy animals. I can't always be there for them.

Same, I'm just like fuuuuuck I wanna do my own thing, leave me alone.
I'm not an animal or child person, or anything that takes up copious amounts of time that I don't enjoy.