Resume

I'm working on a resume and need some more skills.

Like in skill you posses?

Lemme go copy paste some from minez:

* Competent using software including: Windows, Word, PowerPoint, E-mail, FireFox, and IE.
* Demonstrated ability to meet the needs of patrons, dependable, hard working, reliable, and punctual.
* Work well as a team member or independently.
* Very personable and builds great rapport with clients, customers, and fellow associates

There are some to start you off.

Trolling is a skill.

E-mail is software?

Drakonid wrote:

E-mail is software?

Surprisingly it's considered as a program / software by retarded telemarketing companies.
No joke.

Your skills in helping people in need. Being God. Being King.

Kain wrote:

Trolling is a skill.

I have the ability to make people rage.

Defy wrote:

I have the ability to make people rage.

People quake when you say "u mad bro?".

iShellz wrote:

People quake when you say "u mad bro?".

I try to avoid memes.

I Declare we go into business together, making realistic cats made out of rubber and/or ballistics gel to anally penetrate and/or kick, punch.
I smell a multi million dollar company

gangsta omlett wrote:

I Declare we go into business together, making realistic cats made out of rubber and/or ballistics gel to anally penetrate and/or kick, punch.
I smell a multi million dollar company

Why would you do that if real cats are better?

Taz wrote:

Why would you do that if real cats are better?

Cause real cats cause lawsuits and retaliation from the interwebs!

CL0V3R wrote:

Cause real cats cause lawsuits and retaliation from the interwebs!

Congratulations
New VP of Rubber cats Inc.

I'm going to yell at my cat twice as much now just because of you.